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    zam77
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    Meeting up with Ex girlfriend tonight... Little Nervous

    She contacted me on facecok to let me know she was going to be in town partying with some friends tonight.
    We're both married... but I still think this will be a little awkward. Once the booze starts flowing I know she is going to lose her inhibitions and start thinking about my giant log again. Gonna have to keep my poise... should be interesting. Haven't seen her for like 8 years.

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    pavyracer
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    Everyone is having giant logs in this forum except jjgold.

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    zam77
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    Giant E-logs are no joke pavy.

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    good luck guy, maybe try for a 3way with your ex and your wife

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    Everyone is having giant logs in this forum except jjgold.
    yes

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    Dirty Sanchez
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    Most in this forum, with the exception of Opie and a numbered few...treat sex like a card game, if they've got a great hand...they don't need a partner

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez View Post
    Most in this forum, with the exception of Opie and a numbered few...treat sex like a card game, if they've got a great hand...they don't need a partner

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    don't mess with her Zam, it's not worth it.

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    What the hell are you thinking Zammer? This doesn't end well at all. Good luck bro, stay strong.

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    take pics of her tush

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    You're married.......SO..........don't let her and her friends milk you for a few hundo worth of drinks. Stay alert! Keep your eyes open........know who and what's going on around you. Oh, and MAKE SURE NOBODY IS TAKING PICTURES OR YOU'RE FUKKED.

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    Its not cheating if you pull out.

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    Cheat on your wife it's normal now and days lmao

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    It's not cheating unless you get caught... but I assume if you're hung and married, your wife is a hottie, why stray?

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    hope you get lucky guy

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    zam77
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    Quote Originally Posted by WvGambler View Post
    What the hell are you thinking Zammer? This doesn't end well at all. Good luck bro, stay strong.
    wv... she was hot, played soccer and loved sex. still looks great in her fb pics too. fuk this... just got home from work and am cracking a beer... starting to wonder if I should do this.

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    doublej95
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    Zam, what would Chris Mullin do?

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    hitter in the sh1tter

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    zam77
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    Quote Originally Posted by doublej95 View Post
    Zam, what would Chris Mullin do?
    doubler... just got off the phone with mullin. he told me if i can't hold back i should do a trick shot off the wall into her mouth.

    similar to his shot at espn.

    .

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    You're not going anywhere. You've got kids. You're staying home with them.

    Now that you've read this post, good luck maintaining an erection with this thought on your mind.

    I'll be seeing the Smurfs 3D here in a couple of hours, so we all got our problems, pal!

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    ya man do that shizz shoot that bee
    can you really afford to know if she has kids!!!

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    lol this thread is so pointless ur not going to do anything with her
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    be a responsible father to your child/children and a good husband to your wife


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    Just fuk the girl and get it over with. Marriage is overrated anyway

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