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    ApricotSinner32
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    Thinking about going tout.

    I would give a free month trial to show you what I am all about. 99% of plays are underdogs. Long term successful handicapper but failure managing his money.Give me your opinions on this matter.

    Would charge per pick as I am a low volume capper maybe $5 per play.


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    crustyme
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    dont you have to win a game before turning tout?


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    will2survive
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    what about your hedge fund or whatever that was that was unsuccessful?

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    Cap dat 4ss
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    We'll have low expectations and you'll likely meet them

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    itchypickle
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    Don't do it.

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    I think it is a wonderful idea....You'll no doubt make tons and tons of money and thousands and thousands of happy customers just dying to give you all their money as fast as they can...Keep up the good work....

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    minet123
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    Young Grasshopper did that case of paper towels fall off the top shelf and hit you in the head

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    spankie
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    Patty.


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    Tech N9ne
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    Quote Originally Posted by ApricotSinner32 View Post
    I would give a free month trial to show you what I am all about. 99% of plays are underdogs. Long term successful handicapper but failure managing his money.Give me your opinions on this matter.

    Would charge per pick as I am a low volume capper maybe $5 per play.


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    Roxxyfish
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    dont quit your day job( if you have one )

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    doublej95
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    Patty set up a website and go for it.

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    downsouth
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    Your kinda a scumbag/lowlife so you should fit in perfectly in that industry. I say go for it.

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    King Mayan
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    Last edited by King Mayan; 07-27-11 at 09:05 AM.

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    Cap dat 4ss
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    [IMG]http://api.ning.com/files/dD6MgTeHHMy8lYlFs*K6e3B9xUb-8NKR7Dbw5HR*N9xqJrFZWuf-3pGmgJPK*xmeKIU0N5p8KsInBe3VAH5c2xZZbZ19 aCwn/StarTrekFacePalm.gif[/IMG]
    I'm a fan of irony

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    King Mayan
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cap dat 4ss View Post
    I'm a fan of irony
    shit didnt work.

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    flyingillini
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    Does Uteot get free plays?

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    zam77
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    I'd do it if I were you... if you have the track record to win people money, that's all that matters. The plus side of this for you is that you don't have to manage anyones money (or points) so you won't be fuking any of that up. I would consider starting off selling your plays for a nickel though.

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    pavyracer
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    Why is this on PT?

    Mods please move to Sport Promotions Forum.

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    u just have to market it correctly.




    this little temptation....$5 Pik.


































    two for tuesday, customer Aprrection Day, $7.50.


















    A week's worth. $25.

















    Monthly package $100. Apricot Sinner Deelite.







































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    alrite bud. may ur blossoms spring forth.

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    spankie
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    Mods move this to the Classified Ads/Need Work section

    Get this fuking bum a job.

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    Doc JS
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    I'd suggest betting more +1.5 run lines...those seem to be working ou so well for you.

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    Mammon
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    Make sure you are monitored and after a couple years you should be able to make a living.

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    I liked the idea of selling your plays for a nickle, set your prices low starting off so that people will have no problem saying "Meh...i'll give the guy a shot". Once people see your track record and have alot of personal success with your plays, it should be way easier for you to get this going.

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    crustyme
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    stiff posters [x]
    stiff books [x]
    run a scam hedge fund [x]
    have nude skype chats with other frauds/wannabes [x]
    turn tout after hitting .400 [ ]

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    flyingillini
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    Patty, how much for 1 month of plays?

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    Quote Originally Posted by crustyme View Post
    stiff posters [x]
    stiff books [x]
    run a scam hedge fund [x]
    have nude skype chats with other frauds/wannabes [x]
    turn tout after hitting .400 [ ]


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    The Prick
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    fuggin best idea you ever had patty. already got the virile marketing with that lypsinc vid, and i aint never heard of a tout using the ultra-sharp 10 team parlay gimmick. cash money son, need investors?

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    Ice House
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    my advice is start a thread and post all your plays if you are good you will build a following and then once you gain people's respect and trust they will pay for your plays.


    If you want to be a tout you either have to be really good at handicapping or be a pushy salesman. In most cases touts today are just pushy salesmen who are lucky to hit 50% but usually can't even do that.

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    Ice House
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    I/O who the hell is that in your avatar? he looks creepy

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    flyingillini
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ice House View Post
    I/O who the hell is that in your avatar? he looks creepy
    Hannibal

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    Ice House
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    oh haha i thought he took a picture of him self at first lol

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    Ice House
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    like trying to do a mean poker face

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    Ice House
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    i don't even know how to get an avatar... but if i did i would have a cool one

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    jjgold
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    I think Patty good capper but here is problem:

    He looks like he belongs on police blotter, banged up and lots of scratches on his face.

    It could hurt him marketing wise.

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    this is not fukkin happening..

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