1. 07-13-11 05:42 PM #1
    Dax
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    Got in a fight last night!

    So, there I am sitting at the bar having a few beers with my homies just chillin and watchin the hynas doin their thang you know a regular night out. and outta the fukin blue this Midget comes in and kicks me in the shin... mudafuker says Mr.Gold sent him to take care of me...

    Here's why, way back in the Day JJ and I used to be big time Dealers, we used to get our shit straight from Pablo E down in Colombia we were Ballin, unlimited money, hookers, drugs, booze you name it we had it, did it and abused it, but JJ got careless and started to hit the white mistress too hard, and also started to slip up he was seen many times with Trannys... so our crew started to get riled up and we were slowly losing control and that's when I had to take maters in to my own hands and I got rid of him sent him off to NJ to live with his folks...

    So I'm sitting and obviously I'm thinking it's a fukin midget there's no fuckin way he can do absolutely anything to me so I stand up and I'm expecting the cheap shot to the crotch when suddenly the little fuker jumps up and grabs me in a choke hold and just starts beating the fukin sh*t outta me, long story short I got my ass handed to me... the rooster_eater brushed him self off throws a letter at me and just walks away...

    I open the letter and it says, "Your Move fuk wad, I'm comin back for the power. signed JJGold"

    JJ You come at me with your best I'm ready... no one humiliates me like that and lives to talk about it...

    This is me after the beating



    Watch ur back Gold it's on!
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  2. 07-13-11 05:48 PM #2
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    Dax, this wasn't funny. After the second sentence I stopped.
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  3. 07-13-11 05:49 PM #3
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    yet you still took the time to read it... sure you did... I too can edit my posts...
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  4. 07-13-11 05:50 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dax View Post
    yet you still took the time to read it...
    Dax you are WINNING
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  6. 07-13-11 05:51 PM #6
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    dam dax sounds like a rough nite! u needa handle that shit
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  7. 07-13-11 05:52 PM #7
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    Why a midget? Why did he send a midget?
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  9. 07-13-11 05:54 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by greeny View Post
    dam dax sounds like a rough nite! u needa handle that shit
    I'm for sure gonna take care of that very soon...

    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post
    Why a midget? Why did he send a midget?
    I think he knows about my fear of little people...
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  10. 07-13-11 05:58 PM #10
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    please stop posting.

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  11. 07-13-11 06:03 PM #11
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    Yea dax, bad storytelling. Liked the last one better
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  12. 07-13-11 06:05 PM #12
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    Dude give me a break it was a slow day... plus the other one wasn't a story... this is...
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  13. 07-13-11 06:08 PM #13
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    Dax, we love you pal, but that was ******* horrible. I literally stopped at "Colombia we were Ballin". Couldn't even read the whole thing.
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  14. 07-13-11 06:11 PM #14
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    I actually enjoyed it, anytime you have carny midgets and monkeys and transvestites and carny folk it going to be an interesting story. I dont think people like long stories on here though and next time add a monkey.Well done dax

    "it's a fukin midget there's no fuckin way he can do absolutely anything to me so I stand up and I'm expecting the cheap shot to the crotch when suddenly the little fuker jumps up and grabs me in a choke hold and just starts beating the fukin sh*t outta me"
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  15. 07-13-11 06:18 PM #15
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    Stick to booking points bets sir
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  16. 07-13-11 06:22 PM #16
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    Dax are they paying you extra for the story telling?
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  17. 07-13-11 06:22 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by robmpink View Post
    Dax, this wasn't funny. After the second sentence I stopped.
    omg me 2
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  18. 07-13-11 06:22 PM #18
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  19. 07-13-11 06:34 PM #19
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  20. 07-13-11 06:35 PM #20
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    Yeah I love you all too

    If I actually knew how to write a proper story I'd be writing books already... had some time to kill so just wrote the first thing that came to mind... but from now on I'll do you guys the favor and wont post anymore shyt...

    Be Cool Fellas
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  21. 07-13-11 07:25 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dax View Post
    yet you still took the time to read it... sure you did... I too can edit my posts...
    Yeah, because I thought you got in a real fight. I didn't think you made up some worthless I'm trying to hard to be funny story. Next time leave JJ Gold out of the second sentence and maybe people will make it to the third sentence.
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  22. 07-13-11 07:26 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by JerseyLove View Post
    Dax you are WINNING
    Winning, STIFF!
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  23. 07-13-11 07:35 PM #23
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    Dax, you are better than this buddy.
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  24. 07-13-11 07:38 PM #24
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    Is Loshak your writer?
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  25. 07-13-11 07:39 PM #25
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    how the fukk do i get that two minutes of my life back

    what a disaster
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  26. 07-13-11 07:42 PM #26
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    this guy tries way too hard
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  27. 07-13-11 07:54 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post
    Why a midget? Why did he send a midget?
    Because he was half price!



    Dax, I liked the story it had drugs, drinking, midgets, girls shakin' their azz and someone getting stomped, all elements of a good story. Now we need the payback story on how you sent a tranny to answer JJ's challenge. The tranny shouldn't be a midget though, that card has already been played, maybe the tranny could be albino, maybe wears an eyepatch, or maybe one of the tranny's that JJ stiffed (so to speak) while down south.
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  28. 07-13-11 08:27 PM #28
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    good story Dax
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  29. 07-13-11 08:28 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbyfk View Post
    good story Dax

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    Bobby, quit sucking up to dax for a better line
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  31. 07-13-11 08:35 PM #31
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    Fake story.
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  32. 07-13-11 08:46 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by robmpink View Post
    Dax, this wasn't funny. After the second sentence I stopped.
    me too
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  33. 07-13-11 08:47 PM #33
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    Dax, I still want pics of the girl from the last story.
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  34. 07-13-11 08:55 PM #34
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    I've read worse stories...far worse.
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  35. 07-13-11 10:50 PM #35
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    dax we need a shave
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