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    jjgold
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    Saturday Night Video Report: Girl Advice For Zeta And Others

    1. sbrodds
    2. Zeta Girl Advice
    3. Frustrated at end of video..sorry

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWj0dKA-Tfg



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    hahaha who is this JJgolf guy hes so funny

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    ZetaPsi808
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    corbin i liked the video advice. method one was the best imo. i think i may be too spastic at times. i just speak without thinking and my phrase might not make sense i also might be too aggressive or too much timid/ too much of a pussy.

    girls like when you are classy and "say all the right things at the right time".

    i would not try the CC method b/c some of these broke as bytches might take your card and run straight to fkin bloomingdales. fukkin pricks.

    corbin solid video me and John Harold Walker give it the stamp of approval guy

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    Zeta follow my advice your game is horrific right now

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    Hey JJ! have you had "The Talk" with Jeffery yet?

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    pretty good advice for a bald prick

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    From what I've heard, jj is the last person you want to take girl advice from. He would have to fucc a dead body in order to get laid

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    Why does everyone with a webcam and a limited vocabulary
    think that they have anything of interest to say??

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    ZetaPsi808
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    i have watched video 34 times now. well mainly just the first "classy" strategy.

    corbin i want weekly dating tutorials posted on youtube. thanks guy.

    what is best way to get a girl to touch your rooster when you and her are alone at night?

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    Unreal, talking about the rooster vein, ha ha.

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    yoooo

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    Watch and learn men

    I do these to educate

    I aint fukkin dumb

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    woooooin' with cash is good way to go broke...unless your the one on the collecting end of the wooooo....when you have true game, you are the one walking out with fatter pockets than when you got there...with the lady on your arm...you have to have that jet flyin', limo ridin', kiss stealin' wheelin and dealin' attitude pal....peace...

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    "You've got a six and a half inch rooster, not bad, pretty thick, good veins"


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    Quote Originally Posted by ZetaPsi808 View Post
    i have watched video 34 times now. well mainly just the first "classy" strategy.

    corbin i want weekly dating tutorials posted on youtube. thanks guy.

    what is best way to get a girl to touch your rooster when you and her are alone at night?
    Do you think if he knew the answer to that he would have almost 100k posts?

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    not really going to woo any women with a bunch of one dollar bills.

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    Top- notch advice here for young Zeta, JJ! He would be wise to listen.

    JJ exudes class in all that he does. This is how he gets women, boys. They want to bang a guy like JJ just so they can tell their friends they slept with a "real classy, gentleman type". Makes them feel good about themselves.

    JJ.......are you shaving your forearms now, pal? They look like they're baby smooth. Has this been a hit with the ladies? Let me know here, guy. I may check into this.

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    smooth moves guy

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    Opie let's say I like the clean look

    Good observation

    I shave my rooster also and I go from 2.5 to 2.9 as the looks make it look bigger.

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    jj has his A game going

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    What must his parents think, hearing this from the other room?

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    Quote Originally Posted by spankie View Post
    "You've got a six and a half inch rooster, not bad, pretty thick, good veins"


    this is just sick that he even would make it up

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    Zeta
    You have nice veins??

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    1. sbrodds
    2. Zeta Girl Advice
    3. Frustrated at end of video..sorry

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWj0dKA-Tfg


    How the f**k can I stop gambling when JJ keeps making videos like this :lmao I really can't stop laughing this is soo f**kin funny! Kudos JJ and thanks for the laughs!!!

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    jjgold
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    Joey fuk Zeta
    He has No game

    I do not know if he will ever get laid

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    ZetaPsi808
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Zeta
    You have nice veins??
    yeah i just checked. i have a nice vein going down the side pal

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZetaPsi808 View Post
    yeah i just checked. i have a nice vein going down the side pal
    I have a nice one going down the middle..

    We should exchange kawk pics and compare and contrast.

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    I cannot see one on my rooster

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I cannot see one on my rooster

    Can you even see your 2" rooster??

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