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    Deuce
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    Opie a no show on sandbar

    Guy said he would be at torch lake sandbar, well I scoured it and he was a no show. Ticked off now, fukk him.

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    Playing in the sandbar can be dangerous

    sand can get in the ass

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    acarmelo1
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    Do you pay with SandDollars?

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    thejrichshow85
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    doesnt sound like something he would do, maybe he got in a car accident on the way there.

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    He's probably too easy giving the clowns at Gaylive i mean gamelive an E Handjob.
    fuk him

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    Deuce
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    Brent Celek was there as well, we're kind of big time up there which is why Opie is welcome. Had a great time. We all hope Opie is ok.

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    No **** you

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    No **** you
    Fuk your ceiling!

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    King Mayan
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    Quote Originally Posted by frizzelli View Post
    He's probably too easy giving the clowns at Gaylive i mean gamelive an E Handjob.
    fuk him

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    Quote Originally Posted by frizzelli View Post
    He's probably too easy giving the clowns at Gaylive i mean gamelive an E Handjob. fuk him

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    opie1988
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    Wow. This is awkward.

    I wasn't going to post about this on the forum, but I feel like now I have too.....

    We were having a wonderful day on Torch Lake. Tubing, skiing, drinking a few, etc. Just a great time by all.

    I was all excited about meeting my SBR pal Deuce. Told all my buddies how this
    guy was an ex-NHL netminder, how he is a legend on my gambling chit-chat
    room. Needless to say, everyone was really excited to meet the Deucer.

    Anyway, we made our way to the sandbar with plans on grabbing a
    burger from the famous Burger Barge.
    Just about the time we round the point, we see it!

    Some giant, morbidly obese fat fukk has apparently tried to climb in to the Burger
    barge, and due to his enormous heft, overturned this mighty vessel.

    It was a horrific scene. Kids were screaming, fukkin' burgers & fries floating everywhere, and this giant fatass with his huge "jams" style
    Bermuda shorts, a Red Wings cap, and a fukkin' xxxx-lg SBR "Barreled-In" t-shirt...... still hanging off the fukking rail!

    Guys.....I'm not exaggerating here when I tell you it was fukking horrifying to see such a sight.

    Long story short.....I turned us the fukk around and hauled ass out of there. I tried to play it cool like I didn't know who the fukk that guy was. I was all " Man, I bet my buddy Deuce was laughing his ass off at that guy!"

    I dont think anyone really bought it. Kind of just one of those things that no one wanted to talk about.

    Moral here, boys......some things are just best left unseen. Feel like jabbing my fukkin' eyes out with a s'mores stick.

    Fukk you for doing this to me, Deucer. Fukk you, pal.
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    Well I wasn't trying to create a fable you prick. Mother fukker stood me up. I was looking forward to burying this rooster sucker. Fuming. Bury his head in the sand.

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    HAHAHA WOW might have to get suicide watch on this guy now. That was some funny sh1t.

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    Tailed you all day man if brewers win this game..... Major props

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    Sorry phone is actin retarded n posted this is this thread rather then the one I wanted sorry

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