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    saints7011
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    I Been Collecting Cans The Last 5 Days...

    crushing them , adding rocks to help the cause...

    I bagged them up this morning...

    put them in my little trailor...

    hooked it up to the moped...

    went down to the recycling center...

    and got 71 fukkin dollars...

    my lady dont know it yet , but...

    she just gonna have to get a second job...

    only other option I see...




    dulas

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    pavyracer
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    adding rocks...LOL

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    underthe total
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    i fyou are not playing then you are a loser definate.

    gambling
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    life

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    saints7011
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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    adding rocks...LOL
    gotta do what ya gotta do...



    dulas

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    Get a job dumbass. Your girl could get a job as a stunt double for Baba Booey's teeth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by saints7011 View Post
    gotta do what ya gotta do... dulas
    so committing fraud is what you have to do?

    be careful doing that dont take them to the wrong recycling center

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    King Mayan
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    I used to date a chick, that had parents who collected cans to put their son thru MIT....

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    Shut up and squat King Mayan

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    King Mayan
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    Quote Originally Posted by lemart5 View Post
    Shut up and squat King Mayan
    Yes

    I got a 5:00 appointment with my quads and hammies..

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    putting rocks in them is JUST NOT RIGHT...you should be ashamed of yourself...LAzY fu ck....go out do something to bring home an honest dollar...and then we wonder, why is America so fu ck'd up...

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    Don't they get suspicious at the recycling center? Don't they have a clue what a bag of crushed cans weighs? Are they this stupid?

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    When they see the rocks, the will probably ban his ass.

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    I think the kid is bullshitting the SBR crowd on the "putting rocks in them" line..

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    chemicalbrother
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    wtf does 'dulas' mean?

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    Nice job you idiot!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by chemicalbrother View Post
    wtf does 'dulas' mean?

    he misspelled it, he used an l where it should've been an m, and he's referring to himself as a dumbass.

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    get a job at the recycling plant


    great thread tho

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    Quote Originally Posted by in2thethickofit View Post
    Don't they get suspicious at the recycling center? Don't they have a clue what a bag of crushed cans weighs? Are they this stupid?
    that's the point...this story is made up, along with the rest of this morons posts...

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    71 is good, where u getting the cans

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    Is this you?
    Last edited by SBRAdmin3; 07-08-14 at 03:12 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by in2thethickofit View Post
    Is this you?

    Last edited by SBRAdmin3; 07-08-14 at 03:12 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chemicalbrother View Post
    wtf does 'dulas' mean?
    its salud backwards

    he thinks its witty

    landers salud

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    Some drunk just threw a beer can in my front yard, if you're looking for more of them.

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    Go with plastic bottles

    have them weight it

    more money

    make sure you add water

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    chemicalbrother
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr KLC View Post
    Some drunk just threw a beer can in my front yard, if you're looking for more of them.
    that was me. was aiming for your porch but i'm drunk.

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    71 dollars???? You either had a lot of cans or a lot of rocks.

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    Aluminum isn't worth crap anymore... I remember when I was little going around and collecting them and getting a few dollars for a trash bag of cans... My granddad lived in a small town off the reservations in the black hills and would buy them from Indians and drive several hours to larger city and make a profit off a load of cans...

    Today he would be lucky get enough to pay for the gas...

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    71 dollars for 5 days of collecting is a waste of time. Get a job, pal.

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    Out of curiosity I looked up the historic prices... Not too impressive when you factor in inflation...


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    Fuk'in jackass! Putting rocks in cans! You're a bigger fuk'in loser than someone who actually is homeless and has to collect cans just to get a bite to eat! Dishonest fuk head! Oh and by the way I know someone who works at recycling center, and they do write down all your information, so when they discover cheating fuk heads like you, you can be arrested for fraud.

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    You should be a hooker saints. You'll make more money and get to do what you like most. With guys that is

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    Quote Originally Posted by saints7011 View Post
    crushing them , adding rocks to help the cause... I bagged them up this morning... put them in my little trailor... hooked it up to the moped... went down to the recycling center... and got 71 fukkin dollars... my lady dont know it yet , but... she just gonna have to get a second job... only other option I see... dulas
    Saints, are you hard working or hard thinking? The +EV thing to do would be employ one of those $2 a day foreigners that we see on those world vision ads. Get them a work v i s a and a room in ur garage and 3 bags of rice per week (hell its probably better then where they came from). Pay them $3 a day, that way they think their screwing you and you made almost 500% whilst laying on ur grandpas hammock watching reruns of the roseanne show...

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    Lmao what a ******* loser

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