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    CreaturE
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    Scoring hot moms

    C'mon guys... I went out to the "largest music festival" tonight. --> SummerFest Wisconsin
    I came home tonight on the bus and then was drove home.
    -->(on the bus there was 2 straight up hot moms/milfs)
    We went to the bar and met up with them.
    I didn't score but I spit my game.
    PLEASE tell me how to spit my game but score with fkin' hot moms!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Ace_of_Spades
    Golazo De Riverrrr!
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    Lose weight and get at least semi toned.

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    chemicalbrother
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    did you tell them you lost 9.5 pounds in 2 weeks?

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    beanbag
    cracker ass fantastic
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    applebees is the place to pick up women!

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    Emily_Haines
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    Tell them that you got a son that plays soccer

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    babyjesus
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    Quote Originally Posted by beanbag View Post
    applebees is the place to pick up women!
    applebees lol

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    ngates815
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    My parents were there to see Meatloaf.


    Personally I woulda seen Matisyahu.


    I will be up there Saturday-Monday. Meet up with me if you want a handy.

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    JMobile
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    Quote Originally Posted by CreaturE View Post
    C'mon guys... I went out to the "largest music festival" tonight. --> SummerFest Wisconsin
    I came home tonight on the bus and then was drove home.
    -->(on the bus there was 2 straight up hot moms/milfs)
    We went to the bar and met up with them.
    I didn't score but I spit my game.
    PLEASE tell me how to spit my game but score with fkin' hot moms!!!!!!!!!!!
    Three things;

    1) Tell them you post at SBR
    2) Try to look like me.
    3) Or try to look like this guy.....

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    ngates815
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    Quote Originally Posted by JMobile View Post
    Three things; 1) Tell them you post at SBR 2) Try to look like me. 3) Or try to look like this guy.....


    Would you let him penetrate you?

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