1. 06-30-11 05:42 PM #1
    Emily_Haines
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    Should I hook up with this women from Africa?

    Got this email in my box a few days ago.

    hello
    my name is justina and i seek for true friendship and
    partner so i contact you,pls if you don't mind i will like
    you to reply my mail back so i can send you my picture
    and tell you more about self,
    justina


    In my reply I told yes I was interested in a relationship and told here a few things about myself. I mentioned that I was 120LBS overweight, bald and haven't worked in three years and have no interest in working. I expressed great displeasure with my country and my desire to move to East Africa. I did come clean on my enormous gambling problem and informed her that I cashed in my 401K to keep gambling. Also I mention how my ex wife left me do to gambling issues, laziness and low sex drive. Unreal none of this seemed to bother her and she sent me this picture and wants to hook up.





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  2. 06-30-11 05:44 PM #2
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    Gotcha!!! Emily is a lesbian!!!
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  3. 06-30-11 05:48 PM #3
    Wiggums5
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    She just wants your money.
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  4. 06-30-11 05:50 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wiggums5 View Post
    She just wants your money.
    All women want your money and this one is HOT.
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  5. 06-30-11 05:54 PM #5
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    Yes as long it is not South Africa diseases insane there
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  6. 06-30-11 05:55 PM #6
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    wants citizenship and a quick divorce
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  7. 06-30-11 05:56 PM #7
    Wiggums5
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    How did you get in contact with some girl from Africa?
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  8. 06-30-11 06:00 PM #8
    Emily_Haines
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    I never saw a picture of anyone from Africa without flies on their face.

    I think this one is special and I'm going for it.

    Maybe it can get me out of this life long rut I'm in.
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  9. 06-30-11 06:03 PM #9
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    marry her and honeymoon in no korea so you can count the million man army personally to verify it for us..
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  10. 06-30-11 06:03 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily_Haines View Post
    I never saw a picture of anyone from Africa without flies on their face.

    I think this one is special and I'm going for it.

    Maybe it can get me out of this life long rut I'm in.
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  11. 06-30-11 06:05 PM #11
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    what is your race and nationality
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  12. 06-30-11 06:05 PM #12
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    ya definatly. She definatly likes you.
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  13. 06-30-11 06:07 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily_Haines View Post
    Got this email in my box a few days ago.

    hello
    my name is justina and i seek for true friendship and
    partner so i contact you,pls if you don't mind i will like
    you to reply my mail back so i can send you my picture
    and tell you more about self,
    justina


    In my reply I told yes I was interested in a relationship and told here a few things about myself. I mentioned that I was 120LBS overweight, bald and haven't worked in three years and have no interest in working. I expressed great displeasure with my country and my desire to move to East Africa. I did come clean on my enormous gambling problem and informed her that I cashed in my 401K to keep gambling. Also I mention how my ex wife left me do to gambling issues, laziness and low sex drive. Unreal none of this seemed to bother her and she sent me this picture and wants to hook up.





    Come on, you do realize that the next email will ask for funds so she can continue contact with you because of high internet access costs in her country, don't you?
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  14. 06-30-11 06:08 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily_Haines View Post
    All women want your money and this one is HOT.
    in what sense is she hot
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  15. 06-30-11 06:09 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by success View Post
    what is your race and nationality
    I'm white and live in USA. 47 years old and unemployed.
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  16. 06-30-11 06:10 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    Come on, you do realize that the next email will ask for funds so she can continue contact with you because of high internet access costs in her country, don't you?
    No! That's not true. It's like far away internet dating.
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  17. 06-30-11 06:12 PM #17
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  18. 06-30-11 06:18 PM #18
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    please keep us updated
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  19. 06-30-11 06:28 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily_Haines View Post
    No! That's not true. It's like far away internet dating.
    Its true but the best thing u can do is to play along and post conversations of it. Some of the funniest stuff ive ever read has been the result of correspondence of this nature. Use ur imagination dude and make this funny...GL
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  20. 06-30-11 06:29 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by cranzter View Post
    please keep us updated
    I will.

    Just fired off another email and hope I get a reply tonight, but it's probably doubtful as I think it is after midnight in Rwanda right now.
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  21. 06-30-11 06:30 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily_Haines View Post
    I'm white and live in USA. 47 years old and unemployed.
    winning
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  22. 06-30-11 06:33 PM #22
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    I wouldn't expect an inbred like you to know who Emily Haines really is.
    Quote Originally Posted by pronk View Post

    Gotcha!!! Emily is a lesbian!!!
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  23. 06-30-11 06:36 PM #23
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    no, don't do it
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  24. 06-30-11 07:35 PM #24
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    wtf!!
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  25. 06-30-11 07:36 PM #25
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    ignorance is a bliss, send her some money
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  26. 06-30-11 07:36 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wiggums5 View Post
    She just wants your money.
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  27. 06-30-11 07:38 PM #27
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    Nigerians have been invading Craigslist as well. I wanted to sell my HD Camcorder for $400 and some idiot tells me a sob story about his son over seas and he wants it mailed out there and he would send me a link to his paypal account so I can send a money request.
    Link he gave me was a Phishing link. I send him my own personal phishing link. Idiot never replied back.
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  28. 06-30-11 07:50 PM #28
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    good luck pal

    its a long game but life is too short
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  29. 06-30-11 07:53 PM #29
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    You should def hook up with her! Gotta say you hooked up with an afrocan!
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  30. 06-30-11 08:04 PM #30
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    If she is the best choice you can get, then go ahead!!
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  31. 06-30-11 08:06 PM #31
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    Don't tell me when you switch off the lights, all women are the same.
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  32. 06-30-11 11:00 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by MendozaLine View Post
    I wouldn't expect an inbred like you to know who Emily Haines really is.
    Inbred? You'd kill to have 5% of my aristocratic blood line you stinking colombian peasant. A capisce?
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  33. 06-30-11 11:24 PM #33
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  34. 06-30-11 11:26 PM #34
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    hook up with every female you can................life is too short
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  35. 06-30-11 11:29 PM #35
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    try the philippines
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