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    mrmarket
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    Forum Traffic 101 with professor JJ Goldstein

    Sorry it took so long to make the syllabus for your new class professor JJ Goldstein but it's finally finished! Here are the general bullet points and I will send the rest to you later along with your shipment of cole cuts from Gino's delicatessen.

    Forum Traffic 101

    1) Against the tide - Posting the opposite of popular opinion at every opportunity
    2) Obviously Obvious - Pointing out facts after they have been given in the thread before
    3) In the cross-hairs - Singling out high profile posters by provoking them in threads
    3.1) Tarantinos Revenge - The use of video to praise and provoke degenerates
    4) Forum Celebrity - Creating a ranking system for posters so they compete against each other in some misguided attempt to gain the acknowledgement/respect of their peers
    5)Straight as an arrow - Posting sexually deviant homoerotic material as a heterosexual male
    6) Freud's Revenge - Inducing betting by stoking the gamblers ego
    6.1)Money in the bank- Ego induced betting affiliate losses for fun and profit
    7) Awkward arts - Using rambling angry monologues and untrained spastic dancing to lighten the mood of the broke gambler
    8)Big time- Singling out small bettors to initiate big losses
    9)Pseudo concern - How to manage the long term degenerate relationship
    9.1) Case study - Brock Landers
    10) The Golden Rule - Always keep them betting
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    pavyracer
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    11) Misspelling words or using bad grammar on purpose.

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    Nail Head boom

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    Professional

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    jjgold will be filing a lawsuite for defamation of character with his attorney, Corey B Trots

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    12) Touting CanuckG and other twinks as the best capper in the forum.

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    Good stuff , but also lots of truth in that "syllabus".

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    13) Having sexual fantasies about young posters at SBR.

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    14) Wear a rug, eat colecuts, throw bubblegum to the kids. This surprisingly generates significant traffic

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    15) feigning anger at other paid posters, i.e. deuce , to generate more traffic for posters picking sides

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