[mrmarket]

Sorry it took so long to make the syllabus for your new class professor JJ Goldstein but it's finally finished! Here are the general bullet points and I will send the rest to you later along with your shipment of cole cuts from Gino's delicatessen.

Forum Traffic 101

1) Against the tide - Posting the opposite of popular opinion at every opportunity
2) Obviously Obvious - Pointing out facts after they have been given in the thread before
3) In the cross-hairs - Singling out high profile posters by provoking them in threads
3.1) Tarantinos Revenge - The use of video to praise and provoke degenerates
4) Forum Celebrity - Creating a ranking system for posters so they compete against each other in some misguided attempt to gain the acknowledgement/respect of their peers
5)Straight as an arrow - Posting sexually deviant homoerotic material as a heterosexual male
6) Freud's Revenge - Inducing betting by stoking the gamblers ego
6.1)Money in the bank- Ego induced betting affiliate losses for fun and profit
7) Awkward arts - Using rambling angry monologues and untrained spastic dancing to lighten the mood of the broke gambler
8)Big time- Singling out small bettors to initiate big losses
9)Pseudo concern - How to manage the long term degenerate relationship
9.1) Case study - Brock Landers
10) The Golden Rule - Always keep them betting

[benjy]

Nicely done MrMarket.