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    forsberg21
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    Only In The USA - LOL!





    I swear, going to this country is like going to the circus! Could you even come up with these vids anywhere else in the world?

    Every time I go to the US, I see something I've never seen before in my life. I mean it's not bad stuff or anything, it's just hilarious things that I normally don't see in my day to day life.

    Ahhhh USA, thank you for all the great laughs!


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    Gotta love us!

    Besides, without the good ole US of A, there'd be no internet.

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    Only in Canada http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montre...-asbestos.html

    "Asbestos is the greatest industrial killer the world has ever known. More people die from asbestos than all industrial causes combined, yet Canada continues to be one of the largest producers and exporters in the world. We are exporting human misery on a monumental scale," said NDP MP Pat Martin. "Our position is morally and ethically reprehensible."

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    Keep looking down on the US, but don't worry about your own faults as a country.

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    ACoochy
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    That fat kidd is fukkin disturbing Parents should be charged with child abuse...

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    Us is the best

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    With 95% of the population grossly obese you are going to see long lines at burger joints in the USA. If you ever watch US television or listen to US radio every other commercial is the latest diet supplement that you can lose tons of weight and not have to exercise as well.

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    Foreskin obviously suffers from micro-penis syndrome. Poor guy.

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    opie1988
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    Quote Originally Posted by William Walters View Post
    Foreskin obviously suffers from micro-penis syndrome. Poor guy.
    Confirmed.

    Funny thing is......most American males lopped Foreskin21 off of our penises years ago!

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Confirmed.

    Funny thing is......most American males lopped Foreskin21 off of our penises years ago!
    Careful Opie Wan.........you're going to cause Foreskin21 to get all tingly in his private area.
    Last edited by William Walters; 06-28-11 at 06:32 PM.

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    Can't blame us for food craving

    Popeye chicken is so delicious

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    Don't they club seal cubs in Canada with 2x4's. Savages!

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    Don't they club seal cubs in Canada with 2x4's. Savages!
    thats somewhere in asia

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    Quote Originally Posted by BRAVES1985 View Post
    thats somewhere in asia
    no they spear dolphins in Japan but I'm pretty sure they club newborn seal cubs in Canada.

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    I saw this in my drive through Texas the other weekend.
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    ^^Only In America I tell ya'll

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    Hard to believe people would even want to eat that garbage.

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    Preston09
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    That can't be real! Unbelievable! What a bunch of idiots...

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    Quote Originally Posted by William Walters View Post
    Foreskin obviously suffers from micro-penis syndrome. Poor guy.
    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post

    Confirmed.

    Funny thing is......most American males lopped Foreskin21 off of our penises years ago!
    Your abilities at creating generic, boring insults lacking any creativity whatsoever are top notch.

    ____(insert name here)____________ obviously suffers from micro-penis syndrome. Poor guy.

    ____(insert name here)____________ most American males lopped Foreskin21 off of our penises years ago

    Great job guys. You've shown us that you possess no ability whatsoever to come up with something creative. I'm sure this lack of creativity applies to your personal lives too.

    I'll continue exposing the USA for the joke of a society it is with cold, hard, undeniable facts, and you keep copy and pasting your generic rebuttals and we'll see who wins this argument.

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    Funny how you'll skim over my post about your country fighting to be able to keep producing and exporting a deadly product. But damn, we've got some fatties here, that's unacceptable.

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    I'm thinking forsberg was sexually molested by a male family member not too long ago while on a trip to the U.S.

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    Quote Originally Posted by forsberg21 View Post
    Your abilities at creating generic, boring insults lacking any creativity whatsoever are top notch.

    ____(insert name here)____________ obviously suffers from micro-penis syndrome. Poor guy.

    ____(insert name here)____________ most American males lopped Foreskin21 off of our penises years ago

    Great job guys. You've shown us that you possess no ability whatsoever to come up with something creative. I'm sure this lack of creativity applies to your personal lives too.

    I'll continue exposing the USA for the joke of a society it is with cold, hard, undeniable facts, and you keep copy and pasting your generic rebuttals and we'll see who wins this argument.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuse0323 View Post
    Funny how you'll skim over my post about your country fighting to be able to keep producing and exporting a deadly product. But damn, we've got some fatties here, that's unacceptable.
    And what about the US exporting unilateral wars around the planet for past 50 years?

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    Forsberg: You do realize, you would never say this to an American's face. If you did, there would be a bitch slap.. That's what make us strong and Canadians.. well, Canadians.

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    Hows Vancouver this time of year? Still burning?

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    Quote Originally Posted by forsberg21 View Post
    And what about the US exporting unilateral wars around the planet for past 50 years?
    Not debating that but don't act like your country doesn't do questionable things either. You must still be loyal to the British.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChileCheese View Post
    I saw this in my drive through Texas the other weekend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ACoochy View Post
    That fat kidd is fukkin disturbing Parents should be charged with child abuse...
    It's not their fault ... kidd keeps beating them and force them to take him to McDonalds ... he is bigger than any of them, so what can they do?

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    Yup...our restaraunts are over seas making china and japanese ppl fat too....they will catch up soon enough

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    I love this country

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    Canada's national anthem is way way better than the U.S.'s, it's tough to admit but true.

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