1. 06-17-11 01:26 AM #1
    Deuce
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    Hey Walker, it is my birthday, can I get an iPad?

    Walker, I have been dedicated for some time now to your site, lost a lot of cash to your sponsors over the years, can you hook me up, guy?

    Mike "Deuce" Boyd.
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  2. 06-17-11 01:28 AM #2
    Deuce
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    I'll cash in my 2300 too, just cover the tab. Thanks, guy. I have been hammered about my weight for years and it has generated a tremendous amount of traffic, jjgold buries me every chance he gets too. Whadya think?
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  3. 06-17-11 01:53 AM #3
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    Happy Birthday, Deucer!!
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  4. 06-17-11 01:55 AM #4
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  5. 06-17-11 01:56 AM #5
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    i say we get 7000 posters to donate 1 point to deuce
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  6. 06-17-11 01:59 AM #6
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    fukk this guy..
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  7. 06-17-11 02:02 AM #7
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    Thanks, men. Daimo, keep up the good fight, guy. You may make it someday.
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  8. 06-17-11 02:04 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    Thanks, men. Daimo, keep up the good fight, guy. You may make it someday.
    as in making suicide threads on the interwebz
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  9. 06-17-11 02:16 AM #9
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    Happy birthday you fukk!
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  10. 06-17-11 02:31 AM #10
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    Happy birthday Deuce!!!
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  11. 06-17-11 02:32 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by daimoshokage View Post
    fukk this guy..
    funny how ur genuine thoughts come out at night
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  12. 06-17-11 02:33 AM #12
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    according to skype your bd was last week
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  13. 06-17-11 02:33 AM #13
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    Happy Birthday buddy!
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  14. 06-17-11 02:40 AM #14
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  15. 06-17-11 03:58 AM #15
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    get the TV instead , ipad is a useless toy .
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  16. 06-17-11 04:31 AM #16
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    Happy Birthday Deuce
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  17. 06-17-11 05:04 AM #17
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    Happy birthday from me too.
    GL
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  18. 06-17-11 05:06 AM #18
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    It's all for you Deuce.....

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  19. 06-17-11 06:10 AM #19
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    Happy birthday!!
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  20. 06-17-11 06:17 AM #20
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    Deuce you fat fuk
    No one likes you here
    Go have another donut
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  21. 06-17-11 06:19 AM #21
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    Your scary looking
    Man I cannot imagine you fukkin a girl
    It was must be a nightmare for her to look at you when your on top
    I would love to put a fukkin pin in your cheeks and deflate them
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  22. 06-17-11 06:25 AM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Your scary looking
    Man I cannot imagine you fukkin a girl
    It was must be a nightmare for her to look at you when your on top
    I would love to put a fukkin pin in your cheeks and deflate them
    Odds if you prikked those cheeks with a pin, gravy would come out.....-240.
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  23. 06-17-11 06:28 AM #23
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    Opie bury this guy and he wants to work for you in the field
    I bet he cannot even dig a ditch, he is too out of shape to work for your company and also has no appearance
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  24. 06-17-11 06:35 AM #24
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    Is this really Deuce? What a fat fukk..

    P.S. Hey Deuce, nobody gives a fukk about your birthday!
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  25. 06-17-11 06:37 AM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post

    Opie bury this guy and he wants to work for you in the field
    I bet he cannot even dig a ditch, he is too out of shape to work for your company and also has no appearance


    Can you fukkin' imagine Deuce trying to work outside in Texas in the summer?? Fukkin' guy sweats in Detroit in January.

    I guarantee you right now Deuce is asleep on a recliner in his tighty-whiteys with a huge fan blowing directly on him from 3 feet away. Fukkin' wifebeater is covered in sweat stains and chocolate ice cream.

    Wow.....that is one sorry sight.
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  26. 06-17-11 06:38 AM #26
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    Good to bury Deuce on his Birthday

    Where does his chin star and end?? It is hard to tell
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  27. 06-17-11 06:40 AM #27
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    How in the hell a fat fukk like Deuce plays ice hockey? That should be the dumbest lie ever.. Fat fukks can't play hockey.. Only eating junk foods is what they're good at..
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  28. 06-17-11 06:43 AM #28
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    Ipad.No offense but wouldn't a 5 gallon bucket of triple chin remover be a better choice?
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  29. 06-17-11 07:16 AM #29
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    Always 10 wise asses in a thread. This thread was for WALKER.
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  30. 06-17-11 07:19 AM #30
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    if you only want 1 person to read your crap than send them a pm you fukk.
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  31. 06-17-11 07:19 AM #31
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    Deuce what are you doing today???

    I bet your first stop is white castle and order 50 cheeseburgers
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    Give deuce a shuffle out of spite
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  33. 06-17-11 07:34 AM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Deuce what are you doing today??? I bet your first stop is white castle and order 50 cheeseburgers

    Well I just got back from a gambling breakfast. Charlie, Nicos, Bertie, and Salvatore were there. We discussed various MLB angles and Tennis mostly. We talked about scamming locals but also avoiding two to our heads at the same time. I am big time, son. I just need a little help from John Harold Walker. Is that ok, tough guy? jj if you were there I would have embarrassed you, make you self conscious about your rug, maybe pulled it off and danced around whipping you in the ass with milkweeds.
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  34. 06-17-11 07:43 AM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    Well I just got back from a gambling breakfast. Charlie, Nicos, Bertie, and Salvatore were there. We discussed various MLB angles and Tennis mostly. We talked about scamming locals but also avoiding two to our heads at the same time. I am big time, son. I just need a little help from John Harold Walker. Is that ok, tough guy? jj if you were there I would have embarrassed you, make you self conscious about your rug, maybe pulled it off and danced around whipping you in the ass with milkweeds.
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  35. 06-17-11 07:51 AM #35
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    big time dont beg for no ipad.
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