1. #1
    jjgold
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    Sign In If You Want To Be On Opie's Payroll

    Mike Corbin would kill to be on it

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    zam77
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    I would actually like opie on my payroll. Guy is workaholic and would get the job of 5 men done with just himself. Opie will you be my bitch?

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    EDDIE MONEY LINE
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    I would like to be Opie's apprentice...so I could learn the ways, and take my life to a whole 'nother level

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    Dad
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    Opie, what are you hiring for?

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    opie1988
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    Quote Originally Posted by zam77 View Post
    I would actually like opie on my payroll. Guy is workaholic and would get the job of 5 men done with just himself. Opie will you be my bitch?
    Yes....I will be your bitch. I truly appreciate this opportunity.

    JJ.....call me.

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    jjgold
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    Opie on weekend

    Not home now

    YES!!!

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    doublej95
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    I will sign up for Opies payroll. Opie call me

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    Deuce
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    Of course. I already asked if he would accept my resume.

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    Iwinyourmoney
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    I'd be his pool boy

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    Rod1010
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    Why work for Opie when you could be the next Opie yourself? You guys have no self respect.

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    opie1988
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    Of course. I already asked if he would accept my resume.
    I thought we had set up a preliminary interview to occur during our soiree' at Charlevoix?

    Quote Originally Posted by Iwinyourmoney View Post
    I'd be his pool boy
    Iwin...don't be ridiculous!

    You already are my pool boy.


    Now get that fukkin' filter changed pronto!

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    bobbyfk
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    sign me up........what will you hire me for Opie??

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    Already am. Paid me to stop boinking his wife.

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    I would be honored

    IN

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    nosniboR11
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    Already am. Paid me to stop boinking his wife.
    paid me to shoot you for it,

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    ttwarrior1
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    how can u be a workaholic and be on sbr all day

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    stealthyburrito
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    he probably has a no drug policy.

    PASS

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    doublej95
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    Its called a smartphone. I work 50 plus hours a week and post all day

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    would like to sign up for the opportunity

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    opie1988
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rod1010 View Post
    Why work for Opie when you could be the next Opie yourself? You guys have no self respect.
    Rod gets it! Trust me, pal. You need to set your sights much higher. (...and I mean this in a good way.)

    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    he probably has a no drug policy.

    PASS
    What happened to your thread about giving up all drugs? If you haven't.....you should. (I will require a urine sample)

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    opie1988
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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    would like to sign up for the opportunity
    DONE!

    Screw all the rest of you guys. Rudy showed up.......

    POSITION"S FILLED.

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    doublej95
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    DONE!

    Screw all the rest of you guys. Rudy showed up.......

    POSITION"S FILLED.

    That's ok Opie, no hard feelings. I have a great paying job doubt you could have offered any better.

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    opie1988
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    Quote Originally Posted by doublej95 View Post
    That's ok Opie, no hard feelings. I have a great paying job doubt you could have offered any better.
    Pay?? The fukk??

    I'm only offering a salary of betpoints.

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    Rod1010
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    Sky is the limit Opie.. You made it in life congrats . Its my turn now

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    Pass

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    The Prick
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    opoie you aint even gotta pay weber ta be yer personal fluffer when you and the missus start makin xtubes

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    doublej95
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Pay?? The fukk??

    I'm only offering a salary of betpoints.

    I was ready to head to Texas. I might as well just be a consultant for you in North Carolina for free.

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    joesomebody114
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    Opiate

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    Swinging Johnson
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    Opie is da man. I can definitely see weekly poker games at Casa de Opie. Opie, I would be cracking some vintage vino if we lived close. Everyone in my neighborhood thinks I'm weird because I don't talk to anyone, go to no events and keep to myself. I only like to hang out with my buddies, guys like Opie (often imitated but never duplicated) who like to cocktail play a bit of poker and smoke a dynamite cigar. Ahhhhhhhhhh, can I come over now?

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    I want to be opie's tout full time. Will have gold negotiate a fair wage.

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    jjgold
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    Everyone wants to be on his payroll

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