1. 05-31-11 03:21 PM #1
    ttwarrior1
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    Find me some cool clothes

    3 xl that will make me look less fat

    I'm looking to make a fashion statement on the tennis courts this year and would like to look 320 instead of 350

    I plan on making some vids of me soon.

    I normally wear black thin sweatshorts and a dark brown under armour shirt like in my tennis trophy pic

    What do you think about me wearing a beanie??

    Probaly hard to top this but i will try

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  2. 05-31-11 03:24 PM #2
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    maybe if you wear this people will think differently of you

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  3. 05-31-11 03:24 PM #3
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  4. 05-31-11 03:28 PM #4
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    Didn't you say the other day that you were writing on your tennis club's Facebook wall to let them know you quit for good because of your hip?

    Did you finally go to a Doctor and get it fixed?

    Very hard to keep all of this straight.
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  5. 05-31-11 03:32 PM #5
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    hop in this fatty mcfat pants

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  6. 05-31-11 03:34 PM #6
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  7. 05-31-11 03:36 PM #7
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    Despite popular belief horizontal stripes are actually supposed to be thinning.

    So go for something stripey.

    And if someone says you look fat you can blame the shirt.
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  8. 05-31-11 03:41 PM #8
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    Try Boscov's or Ross's for some cheap apparel pal.
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  9. 05-31-11 03:41 PM #9
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  10. 05-31-11 03:45 PM #10
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    Something like this should work...

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  11. 05-31-11 03:47 PM #11
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    Best tip you will ever receive

    6XL FUBU circa 1999
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  12. 05-31-11 03:48 PM #12
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    its iffy shari, Ive bee icing and heating my hip the past few days and if i do that, i am good for an hour or 2 a day. Next tourney is in 3 weeks and I may or may not play it. It's 50 50 right now. Im hoping this glucosamine that i get i a couple days and joint cream can help me to at least play.

    I did post and being begged to play and continue.
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  13. 05-31-11 03:52 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    its iffy shari, Ive bee icing and heating my hip the past few days and if i do that, i am good for an hour or 2 a day. Next tourney is in 3 weeks and I may or may not play it. It's 50 50 right now. Im hoping this glucosamine that i get i a couple days and joint cream can help me to at least play.

    I did post and being begged to play and continue.
    bull fuking shit. ur in a tennis tourney?

    do they give you a fuking segway to move around with?
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  14. 05-31-11 03:52 PM #14
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    Try this link..............lots of cool stuff for you here:

    http://www.fatguyshirts.com/
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  15. 05-31-11 03:53 PM #15
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    uh spankie, im a tennis champion, keep up man
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  16. 05-31-11 03:56 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    uh spankie, im a tennis champion, keep up man
    yah, me too

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  17. 05-31-11 03:56 PM #17
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    ttwarrior, you are not a current champ pal. you won a tourney back in the day. or you just called up the local trophy store and had them make you some trophies.
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  18. 05-31-11 03:57 PM #18
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    ttwarrior what is the entitled 7?
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  19. 05-31-11 04:22 PM #19
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    what tennis game is that and can i get it online free

    champ back in the day?? rolleyes. i guess you count 2009 as back in the day also

    Cool clothes on that fat guy shirts site. Im gonna order one

    Sbr should give me a 3 xl shirt to wear while playing
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  20. 05-31-11 04:25 PM #20
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    good luck--wear silky shorts, therefore if your shirt hangs down, it won't cling to shorts.(gives a narrower look). Also wear shirts where the seams by the shoulder , fit perfectly on your shoulders. If they hang off your shoulders, it gives a wider look. I'm only 200 lbs but I used to be obssessed about looking perfect and this is good advice. Silk shorts a must...no bunching up. Good luck, break a sweat, and win. (if you're able to play)
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  21. 05-31-11 04:38 PM #21
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    you've been saying you'll make vids soon for 2 months now.

    either do it or shut up about it.
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  22. 05-31-11 05:35 PM #22
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    ttwarrior what division did you win? the "blind, mutant, emo, 40 year olds who live with their mom" league?

    seriously man. i dont get it. no way you won anything athletic w/ the weight you are packin'

    not being rude, just being realistic.
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  23. 05-31-11 05:40 PM #23
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    tt, you in Houston? You look just like someone I played against in league and in the Gallery Furniture Open. WTF?
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  24. 05-31-11 05:44 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by RoagBettor View Post
    tt, you in Houston? You look just like someone I played against in league and in the Gallery Furniture Open. WTF?
    You mean there are more fat guys playing tennis?
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  25. 05-31-11 06:30 PM #25
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    actuallly the best tennis player in the tri state is a car salesman about 30 min away ,,he is about 4 inches shorter and about 40 pounds bigger and nobody can touch them

    Do you ever go by your tennis courts and look at the people that are playing??? Houston, uh no, You people act like i have to cover a mile on the court or something

    I guess no help or pics on clothes
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  26. 05-31-11 06:35 PM #26
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    What level do you play? Here in Houston there are so many ringers it's pathetic. Guys who are true 4.5/5.0 will dump to 4.0 players to get bumped down so they can go to nationals. I know it happens in other places also but it's big here. A-holes.
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  27. 05-31-11 06:43 PM #27
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    Ttwarrior is a fatty?
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  28. 05-31-11 06:44 PM #28
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    Ttwarrior, you're an embarrassment to people like me who actually play tennis competitively. Only way you're showing up to a tennis court is if.....

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  29. 05-31-11 06:48 PM #29
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    lmao id whip you all day on the courts. this post is about clothing. Please read, kid.
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