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    Obama is the devil!

    Obama is the devil and will takeover your souls if you vote for him, ms and I have come to this conclusion after careful unbiased analysis of the facts.

    I'm voting McCain, Obama has reportedly said he only wants to become President so that he can steal your souls and anal rape your mother, now I don't know about you but that sounds like a bad platform to run on, better vote McCain just to be safe
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    Quote Originally Posted by bettilimbroke999 View Post
    Obama is the devil and will takeover your souls if you vote for him, ms and I have come to this conclusion after careful unbiased analysis of the facts.

    I'm voting McCain, Obama has reportedly said he only wants to become President so that he can steal your souls and anal rape your mother, now I don't know about you but that sounds like a bad platform to run on, better vote McCain just to be safe

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    Flip Wilson is probably somehow behind this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bettilimbroke999 View Post
    Obama is the devil and will takeover your souls if you vote for him, ms and I have come to this conclusion after careful unbiased analysis of the facts.

    I'm voting McCain, Obama has reportedly said he only wants to become President so that he can steal your souls and anal rape your mother, now I don't know about you but that sounds like a bad platform to run on, better vote McCain just to be safe
    Unruly Yet Incompetent Obama Supporters ATTACK Sarah Palin Motorcade (And Are Intercepted)


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    Quote Originally Posted by bettilimbroke999 View Post
    Obama is the devil and will takeover your souls if you vote for him, ms and I have come to this conclusion after careful unbiased analysis of the facts.

    I'm voting McCain, Obama has reportedly said he only wants to become President so that he can steal your souls and anal rape your mother.

    Really? I'm against that. I was supporting Obama but this changes my mind.

    Let's keep my mom's fanny out of this.

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    Do you see any major news program reporting the ms truth on Obama? No, hmm I wonder why, maybe b/c their souls have already been won over by the Obama/devil. Wakeup and vote for McCain, didn't you read the latest ms report that Obama is going to summon the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse and scorch the earth within the first 6 months of being elected

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    Here's some completely unedited pictures of Obama during a recent trip to Washington, notice anything out of the ordinary? Hmm, who to vote for?

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    Mr. Obama, now that you are elected what's your first act as President?

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    Ruh roh! I shoulda voted McCain!

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    at least the devil isn't a racist or a complete moron like McCoot is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by daggerkobe View Post
    at least the devil isn't a racist or a complete moron like McCoot is.
    McCain is smarter than you are. Uhoh...
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    Would love to see McCoot on 'Smarter than a 5th Grader......'

    I bet even they know Putin isn't the President of Germany and that Iraq does not share a border with Pakistan.

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    This thread gets my vote for dumbest post ever. Stop the hate mongering. You only debase yourself.

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    he is bein sarcastic obviously

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    Quote Originally Posted by daggerkobe View Post
    Would love to see McCoot on 'Smarter than a 5th Grader......'

    I bet even they know Putin isn't the President of Germany and that Iraq does not share a border with Pakistan.
    Yes, even a 5th grader knows that the US doesn't have "58 states".
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    Palin Once Farted in Public


    ANCHORAGE, Alaska - GOP vice president hopeful and alaska governor Sarah Palin once farted in public, sources reveal. An exhaustive 30 day, $400.000. investigation has revealed that there is compelling evidence to warrant further investigation into the allegation.

    "This could be the ‘smoking gun’ (or smoking colon) we’ve been looking for, Obama spokesman and disciple St. Bill Burton explained. The incident happened at the "Thrilla in Wasilla" chili cook off. Palin, then mayor of Wasilla, was dining with an unsuspecting crowd which included children and minorities. "This had to be deliberate act," said unofficial Obama spokesman and disciple St. Puff Diddy. "Cause there ain’t no niggas IN Alaska! She done brought ‘em in to gas ‘em.

    According to witnesses (survivors), the evil mayor was enjoying a bowl of chili when suddenly there was a rumbling which resembled distant thunder. "I remember thinking, Oh, Lord, it’s an earthquake," said Pedro Gonzales, who recently emigrated from California because there was nothing good left to steal on his corner of the hood. "I seen my share of earthquakes before." It wasn’t long before the results of the "thunder" were detected. "It smelled like a vegetarian in a cabbage patch," Pedro continued. People was coughing and gagging. It was terrible."

    Amazingly, the corrupt Wasilla press never reported the incident. "It’s just further proof of right wing corruption," St. Burton explained as he was dining at a $10,000. a plate fundraising dinner hosted by the government of Kenya. As the Messiah took the stage to read from the teleprompter and Ed Asner threw his skid marked whitey tighties on to the stage, St. Burton continued. "What further proof does the American voter need that the McCain/Palin ticket is unqualified to lead?" His remarks were cut short when he and all the crowd fell to their knees to worship their Messiah.

    Certainly, there needs to be a Congressional investigation into this matter. However, that may not happen until AFTER the election. Congress will have to move fast, though. Obama has promised to take advantage of the supermajority in Congress to dissolve it and replace the Constitution with simpler document naming himself as the official God and supreme ruler of the Socialist States of America.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bettilimbroke999 View Post
    didn't you read the latest ms report that Obama is going to summon the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse and scorch the earth within the first 6 months of being elected

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    The 4 horsemen have been contracted by Metallica to be in the backdrop of their stage during their Death Magnetic tour, so maybe a year after...

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    Quote Originally Posted by smitch124 View Post
    The 4 horsemen have been contracted by Metallica to be in the backdrop of their stage during their Death Magnetic tour, so maybe a year after...
    Obama understands their scheduling difficulties and has agreed to postpone the end of the world until they have some free time

    McCain for Pres, he's God's choice! (according to Palin)

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    Yes, and John McCain is a prophet sent from high in the sky.

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    Mccain The Racist

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    Quote Originally Posted by gridiron guru View Post
    Mccain The Racist
    Every single person in this country is racially biased, McCain is no different, also if you were a POW in Vietnam you prolly wouldn't think too highly of the asians either so I can't hold that against him.

    Truth of the matter is his stance on war is all but fukin insane, seems to actually love war, basically the complete reverse of how most of the American ppl feel, they want to get the fuk out of Iraq whilst McCain wants to add troops to Iraq and Afghanistan to continue a pointless war with no goal and then give up diplomatic relations to start a war with Russian backed Iran to prevent them from getting WMD even though we've already armed Israel with enough nuclear warheads to wipe them off the map.

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