I was always kind of a creative little bastard and in my neightberhood growing up we had a fat kid named Tony we all used to make fun of, beat up, etc.
I came up with endless nicknames for him, tell me which one you think is the funniest.
Boatsenemy
Underwave
Sea Roamer
Tideturner
Finwhipper
Ocean Specimen
Salt Water Resident
Whale
Shamu
Gravitational Disruption
There were many more but these are the only ones I can thing of atm.