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    Hockey Goaltending Is Pathetic

    No one can stop shots anymore, wild west on the ice now and whoever has puck lasts wins.

    It is open game and I can score a goal now in the watered down NHL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    No one can stop shots anymore, wild west on the ice now and whoever has puck lasts wins.

    It is open game and I can score a goal now in the watered down NHL.
    I've always wondered why don't hockey teams just find the biggest, fattest man they can and have him lay down in front of the goal.

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    jj you should maybe forward your goaltending video to the NHL clubs. You can likely get a job as a roving minor league goaltending instructor with some organization.

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    its been great for me
    i've been betting every game over since the season started
    jump on board now before the linemakers catch up
    didnt they implement some rule changes just to increase scoring the last couple years?

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    Not really.

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    Ya, they increased the amount of penalties called, they added the "no goalie zone" to prevent goalies from playing dump-ins, they also took away the 2 line pass...

    Taking the OVER in every game is the worst strategy ever...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brady2Moss View Post
    Ya, they increased the amount of penalties called, they added the "no goalie zone" to prevent goalies from playing dump-ins, they also took away the 2 line pass...

    Taking the OVER in every game is the worst strategy ever...
    Although taking over 5 is never a bad idea.

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    jj, just dont bet regulation anymore. Always include OT.

    Bad beat last night...

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    Why don't they just find a guy 500 pounds you can sure teach him stick work and he would not have to use his feet, how can you get a goal???

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    How many 500 pound guys can skate? dipstick

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    5 hole!!! shyt give him a burger!

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    if your 500 pounds you just have to stand in goal, no need to skate and keep your stick on the ground. Goalies are the most unathletic people I have ever seen in pro sports..

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    if your 500 pounds you just have to stand in goal, no need to skate and keep your stick on the ground. Goalies are the most unathletic people I have ever seen in pro sports..
    What about golfers?

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    jj goalies are athletic. 500 pound guys cant even move, much less have the reaction time that is needed to play any sport.

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    Golfers are not really athletic either, most golfers could not even throw a fukkin football 10 yards.

    Kenny Dryden could not even walk fukkin straight and was an excellent goaltender

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    jj, do you actually believe what your saying?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    if your 500 pounds you just have to stand in goal, no need to skate and keep your stick on the ground. Goalies are the most unathletic people I have ever seen in pro sports..
    Totally UNTRUE! disagree with that! Thats so idiotic!

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    Yes very much

    I believe everything I write, I have a clue and I am well read on many subjects.

    Did you every see Kenny Dryden walk ??

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    if your 500 pounds you just have to stand in goal, no need to skate and keep your stick on the ground. Goalies are the most unathletic people I have ever seen in pro sports..
    You don't have to be big to be a good goalie,here is a perfect example of a small goalie playing great...like most of the great goalies he's french canadian.



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    jj just wants attention

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Kenny Dryden could not even walk fukkin straight and was an excellent goaltender

    jj, you're impressing me more and more each day with hockey.. how do you know Kenny Dryden? wow.

    yesterday you make a great thread about Shootout also.. you really do understand hockey.. you always used to say at MW how much you hate hockey and you never watch it.. now you've become a hockey expert? lol


    jj, a 500 lb guy would never cover that whole net.. that NHL net is huge.. looks small on tv, but it is big.. jj, you need a 1100 lb guy.. maybe that mexican who just got married.. he's the fattest guy in the world.. he could easily have an NHL contract as a goalie.. jj, he might have a 0.34 GAA.. and have 69 shutouts a year..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicky Santauro View Post
    jj, you're impressing me more and more each day with hockey.. how do you know Kenny Dryden? wow.

    yesterday you make a great thread about Shootout also.. you really do understand hockey.. you always used to say at MW how much you hate hockey and you never watch it.. now you've become a hockey expert? lol


    jj, a 500 lb guy would never cover that whole net.. that NHL net is huge.. looks small on tv, but it is big.. jj, you need a 1100 lb guy.. maybe that mexican who just got married.. he's the fattest guy in the world.. he could easily have an NHL contract as a goalie.. jj, he might have a 0.34 GAA.. and have 69 shutouts a year..
    nicky=jj uncle

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicky Santauro View Post
    jj, you're impressing me more and more each day with hockey.. how do you know Kenny Dryden? wow.
    Of course JJ knows Kenny, jJ knows his Canadian politics.

    Ken Dryden is the federal member of parliament representing the riding of York centre (Toronto):

    Ken Drydens website

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    Net is 4x6 you rooster sucker. Goalies today are by far better than years past. Unreal.

    JJ

    Stick to tennis and basekets pal. You're clueless.

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    I think all of this debate is coming from that Budwesier hockey commercial. How big would you have to be to basically fill up the goal like the guy in the commercial?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brady2Moss View Post
    Ya, they increased the amount of penalties called, they added the "no goalie zone" to prevent goalies from playing dump-ins, they also took away the 2 line pass...

    Taking the OVER in every game is the worst strategy ever...

    26-19 thru yesterday
    plus 2 pushes on 5's
    i didnt play the overseas games which went 1-3 over
    so my actual record so far has been 25-16

    today is another winning day so far 5-1 with 1 pending

    new strategy started today is 1 unit over on every game
    2 units on the even 5 totals

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Golfers are not really athletic either, most golfers could not even throw a fukkin football 10 yards.

    Kenny Dryden could not even walk fukkin straight and was an excellent goaltender
    Golfers should be able to throw a football very far, it is basically the same muscles that allow you to do both I think. I bet Mickelson could sling it 65 yards

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    Tons of overs again

    Do I have a clue about the NHL or what??

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    according to your theory, you should now jump on the unders cause they're due..

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