1. 05-15-11 10:15 AM #1
    ttrace35
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    I'm Going To Church

    I haven't been in about 3-4 years. I could use some divine intervention. I need to straighten my life up and get a job. This is the first step. Wish me luck.
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  2. 05-15-11 10:19 AM #2
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    Good for you, brother.

    Never a bad idea.
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  3. 05-15-11 10:19 AM #3
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    Best of luck tracer
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  4. 05-15-11 10:20 AM #4
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    Good luck tracer

    Tell Jesus I got a blunt rolled for him

    BTW leave the glock at home
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  5. 05-15-11 10:20 AM #5
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    Good for you I respect that brother.
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  6. 05-15-11 10:23 AM #6
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    You clown

    Misuse of Church is bad news
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  7. 05-15-11 10:24 AM #7
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    Not a bad idea, might have to give it a try myself.
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  8. 05-15-11 10:31 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    You clown

    Misuse of Church is bad news
    I'm goint to 12 o'clock service. Ill post the little pamphlet they give out.
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  9. 05-15-11 10:37 AM #9
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    Now just waiting for my girl. She is jewish, but she is coming to a Christian church with me, for support. Were gonna be late because she has to get fly.
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  10. 05-15-11 10:37 AM #10
    opie1988
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    It would blow your mind to find out how much money some of the churches take in. I'm on the board of a local bank that handles some of the larger churches in the area, and the weekly amounts they pull in from the offering alone is staggering. The pastors are basically CEO's of a midsize corporation. The tax breaks alone are incredible.
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  11. 05-15-11 10:38 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by JerseyLove View Post
    Good for you I respect that brother.
    Thanx man
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  12. 05-15-11 10:40 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    It would blow your mind to find out how much money some of the churches take in. I'm on the board of a local bank that handles some of the larger churches in the area, and the weekly amounts they pull in from the offering alone is staggering. The pastors are basically CEO's of a midsize corporation. The tax breaks alone are incredible.
    That's why all the pastors and reverends
    drive big caddys
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    Ok guys I'm going. I dunno why I'm nervous
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  14. 05-15-11 10:44 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttrace35 View Post
    Ok guys I'm going. I dunno why I'm nervous
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  15. 05-15-11 11:08 AM #15
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    Find something better to do.
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  16. 05-15-11 11:10 AM #16
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  17. 05-15-11 11:18 AM #17
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    Good luck buddy!
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  18. 05-15-11 01:10 PM #18
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    I just got back home. It wasn't so bad. I feel good.
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  19. 05-15-11 01:17 PM #19
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    odds that this actually happened..

    Yes +1000

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  20. 05-15-11 01:19 PM #20
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    tracer only squares go to church (see post #2)

    ur not a square are u?
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  21. 05-15-11 01:20 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Odds that this actually happened..

    Yes +1000

    I went smokey. What's the big deal? Now I have a half a blunt waiting for me.
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  22. 05-15-11 01:22 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by onetrickpony View Post
    tracer only squares go to church (see post #2)

    ur not a square are u?
    If squares win that day. I just want to be on the right side. I been on the wrong side a lot of years.
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  23. 05-15-11 01:25 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttrace35 View Post
    I went smokey. What's the big deal? Now I have a half a blunt waiting for me.


    Tracer I'll got to church with you and we'll make a video of it
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  24. 05-15-11 01:31 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post


    Tracer I'll got to church with you and we'll make a video of it
    Church and God are serious stuff. I'm not gonna make jokes about it.
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  25. 05-15-11 01:32 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttrace35 View Post
    Church and God are serious stuff. I'm not gonna make jokes about it.
    if they were serious then why did u start going when u needed something, why not be a "good" guy and go from the get go?
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  26. 05-15-11 01:36 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by onetrickpony View Post
    if they were serious then why did u start going when u needed something, why not be a "good" guy and go from the get go?
    You have to start somewhere. And I don't really need anything. I just need to change my life. Ill be 37 soon and I haven't had a job since 2002. Its not normal.
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  27. 05-15-11 01:41 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttrace35 View Post
    You have to start somewhere. And I don't really need anything. I just need to change my life. Ill be 37 soon and I haven't had a job since 2002. Its not normal.
    its ok the son of god will forgive
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  28. 05-15-11 01:43 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttrace35 View Post
    I went smokey. What's the big deal? Now I have a half a blunt waiting for me.
    WTF? Dude you just went in taking the first step...then you smoke a blunt? Go back to the start and do no pass go
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  29. 05-15-11 01:43 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttrace35 View Post
    You have to start somewhere. And I don't really need anything. I just need to change my life. Ill be 37 soon and I haven't had a job since 2002. Its not normal.
    You ain't had a Job since 2002

    Holy fukk.. What are you gonna tell a boss at a job interview what you've been doing the last 9 years

    Uhhhhh.. I've been posting at a gambling forum and selling crack
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  30. 05-15-11 01:45 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by onetrickpony View Post

    its ok the son of god will forgive
    OTP-

    Quick question for you.

    Do you make an asshole of yourself everywhere? Or is mostly just here on SBR?

    Son.....you don't have to try so hard to be liked. When you do, it only makes you appear pathetic.

    Just be yourself, OTP. You look ridiculous with this online persona you're trying to pass off lately.
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  31. 05-15-11 01:46 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    You ain't had a Job since 2002

    Holy fukk.. What are you gonna tell a boss at a job interview what you've been doing the last 9 years

    Uhhhhh.. I've been posting at a gambing forum and selling crack
    No. I have a friend that has a small business and he will be a reference for me once I chose to start looking for a job. I don't sell crack smokey.
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    OTP- Quick question for you. Do you make an asshole of yourself everywhere? Or is mostly just here on SBR? Son.....you don't have to try so hard to be liked. When you do, it only makes you appear pathetic. Just be yourself, OTP. You look ridiculous with this online persona you're trying to pass off lately.
    can i ask u what makes me an asshole as of late?

    because i speak my mind, and it doesnt go with the normal beliefs in texas?
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  33. 05-15-11 01:52 PM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttrace35 View Post
    No. I have a friend that has a small business and he will be a reference for me once I chose to start looking for a job. I don't sell crack smokey.
    Well ok then..

    GL with your job hunt..

    Don't let us down pal..

    We want to see you wearin a suit.. A business man if you will
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  34. 05-15-11 01:52 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttrace35 View Post
    Ok guys I'm going. I dunno why I'm nervous
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  35. 05-15-11 01:53 PM #35
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    I've never stepped foot inside a church. Do they pass a hat around for donations at most Churches? I would like to check one out sometime. We have a very famous one here. The Santa Barbara Mission. People come from all over to see it. I live about a 1000 feet away from it.
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