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    jjgold
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    SBR's Top 10 Current Squares

    1. Lakerboy
    2. Bobby
    3. Vegas insider
    4. Shari
    5. LVBOUND
    6. IWIN
    7. Deuce
    8. EaglesFan
    9. $$BO BO$$$$$BET
    10. DMAVS

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    This is one of your best posts of all time and not a bad list. You did your homework and I am proud of your efforts here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ApricotSinner32 View Post
    This is one of your best posts of all time and not a bad list. You did your homework and I am proud of your efforts here.

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    JJGold will never be mistaken for a square!

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    If a square means steadily winning money - and documenting it - while watching other people on here get buried constantly, then I'll tattoo 'square' on my left ass cheek.

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    Any list with bobby, Deuce and square in it is very accurate.

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    Shari you have gone bad the last 4 weeks in tennis

    Take away your first few days when you started sheet and its not that great although a profit but with tons of square plays

    Also you get hammered tailing people and you do not put them inn your sheet which is ok whether you win them or lose them

    Shari your a square


    one of the dead give aways that a person is a square is..."one that tails others"

    Shari not today..no go chase some fukkin kangaroos

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    Quote Originally Posted by shari91 View Post
    If a square means steadily winning money - and documenting it - while watching other people on here get buried constantly, then I'll tattoo 'square' on my left ass cheek.
    pics please

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    I like Sammy, but how could he not be on this list? Have you seen his threads? Looks like you bought the cliff notes instead of doing the homework.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    Any list with bobby, Deuce and square in it is very accurate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Shari you have gone bad the last 4 weeks in tennis

    Take away your first few days when you started sheet and its not that great although a profit but with tons of square plays

    Also you get hammered tailing people and you do not put them inn your sheet which is ok whether you win them or lose them

    Shari your a square


    one of the dead give aways that a person is a square is..."one that tails others"

    Shari not today..no go chase some fukkin kangaroos
    wtf?

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    Gold get on skype quickly thanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shari91 View Post
    If a square means steadily winning money - and documenting it - while watching other people on here get buried constantly, then I'll tattoo 'square' on my left ass cheek.
    Shari, the right ass cheek still says "I love Dad" right?

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    Supports my theory that Rod & ApricotSinner are the sharpest there is here currently on SBR.

    God bless those two young men!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Shari you have gone bad the last 4 weeks in tennis Take away your first few days when you started sheet and its not that great although a profit but with tons of square plays Also you get hammered tailing people and you do not put them inn your sheet which is ok whether you win them or lose them Shari your a square one of the dead give aways that a person is a square is..."one that tails others" Shari not today..no go chase some fukkin kangaroos
    Again, I'd rather be a happy square who makes money, had her best week TWO WEEKS AGO, and has a group of people who are willing to talk to me about a sport I love, than be in your shoes. No offence of course. (And it has nothing to do with gambling)

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    Great list, spot on.

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    Add me to the list JJ

    i'm a fukking box

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    What percentage of the site would you guys say doesn't have an overall profit like 99%?

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    going by the truest definition of square, I've seen lakerboy make maybe 10 square bets in all my time here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    1. Lakerboy
    2. Bobby
    3. Vegas insider
    4. Shari
    5. Lvbound
    6. Iwin
    7. Deuce
    8. Eaglesfan
    9. $$bo bo$$$$$bet
    10. Dmavs

    lakerboy far from a square

    you need to add sammy and goatmilk to that list

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    Last edited by SBR Jonelyn; 03-24-15 at 03:35 PM. Reason: image does not exist

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    Everyone claims they win but most of those lose

    Undocumented plays mean nothing.

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    Of course he puts LakerBoy at number 1 ... That means Lakerboy was a sharp ... Weird, I know.

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    Also ...If you gamble then ur a square PERIOD. Even if you win ... Sharp and Square are terms used by gamblers to make themselves feel better . Well guess what ?! Were all Squares.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Shari you have gone bad the last 4 weeks in tennis

    Take away your first few days when you started sheet and its not that great although a profit but with tons of square plays

    Also you get hammered tailing people and you do not put them inn your sheet which is ok whether you win them or lose them

    Shari your a square


    one of the dead give aways that a person is a square is..."one that tails others"

    Shari not today..no go chase some fukkin kangaroos

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    JJ,

    You are not a square you are worse. You just take stupid stabs in the dark.

    I can tell you this, I would rather go down 49K betting Fav's than losing 49K betting (GOOD BETS) and (SMALL PLUSES).

    Maybe if you just bet the BETTER team and ignored the lines, you might be a bigger winner.


    Matt

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    Quote Originally Posted by LVBOUND View Post
    JJ,

    You are not a square you are worse. You just take stupid stabs in the dark.

    I can tell you this, I would rather go down 49K betting Fav's than losing 49K betting (GOOD BETS) and (SMALL PLUSES).

    Maybe if you just bet the BETTER team and ignored the lines, you might be a bigger winner.


    Matt

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    1. Lakerboy 2. Bobby 3. Vegas insider 4. Shari 5. LVBOUND 6. IWIN 7. Deuce 8. EaglesFan 9. $$BO BO$$$$$BET 10. DMAVS
    I finally made a list on here!

    Just for those who dont know.. I made 620 points from depositing 4 points into MexicanStallion sportsbook in 4 days

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    You also lost 1000+ to MartinBlank

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    Quote Originally Posted by CanuckG View Post
    You also lost 1000+ to MartinBlank
    Yeah that was 2 months worth... this was 4 days worth.. already made more than half back.

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    My thing is everyone loves to try to outsmart the book.

    You got to know when to bet the big Fav's. For example, the Yankees were a easy play yesterday and the Phillies were a easy no play. In my book at least. Both were big favorites. Its just a matter of knowing what is the situation before you make the play.

    I would rather pass on a game like the Phillies last night than take the other side. I know that sounds crazy, but I just hate betting a team that is not as good in hopes that they win.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LVBOUND View Post
    My thing is everyone loves to try to outsmart the book.

    You got to know when to bet the big Fav's. For example, the Yankees were a easy play yesterday and the Phillies were a easy no play. In my book at least. Both were big favorites. Its just a matter of knowing what is the situation before you make the play.

    I would rather pass on a game like the Phillies last night than take the other side. I know that sounds crazy, but I just hate betting a team that is not as good in hopes that they win.
    and that is what the books love to hear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shari91 View Post
    If a square means steadily winning money - and documenting it - while watching other people on here get buried constantly, then I'll tattoo 'square' on my left ass cheek.
    Prove it!!! :-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by LVBOUND View Post
    My thing is everyone loves to try to outsmart the book.

    You got to know when to bet the big Fav's. For example, the Yankees were a easy play yesterday and the Phillies were a easy no play. In my book at least. Both were big favorites. Its just a matter of knowing what is the situation before you make the play.

    I would rather pass on a game like the Phillies last night than take the other side. I know that sounds crazy, but I just hate betting a team that is not as good in hopes that they win.
    hindsight is always 20/20 aint it

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    Quote Originally Posted by newguy View Post
    Prove it!!! :-)
    If I hit 70 units won since January - always only betting 1 unit, often 0.5 or 0.25 and 3x over 1 (this is how I got to my winning units today) - I will tattoo I am a square JJ on my left bum cheek and post a pic on SBR.

    Keep in mind, I don't give a fukk what label people give me. I have fun gambling - it's a hobby. With tennis I've been told in the past couple of years that I'm actually better than a lot of people out there. At the end of the day- I could care less. Come in my thread, talk tennis, have a good time.

    Seriously - I'm almost getting to the point where I believe JJ is paid to make some of us stop our threads. I know he's not but he's so obnoxious out of the blue I can't think of any other reason.

    LISTEN DICKSTUB- I'M IN THE THE TENNIS FORUM. I DON'T ASK ANYONE TO COME THERE AND I ALWAYS SAY I'M A SHIT CAPPER. YOU DON'T LIKE IT - GET FUKKED.

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