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    RoagBettor
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    The NBA is NOT fixed!

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    TheBeautifulGame
    Y.N.W.A.
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    That once you like to place a bet on a sporting event, you are automatically a compulsive gambler.

  3. #38
    jjgold
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    That everyone loses???

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    noober
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    some of these are very good

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    babyjesus
    Up with hope, Down with dope
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    myth: the house always wins....

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    hustla
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    You're winna

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    That hot female cashier at the Sportsbooks, is in love with me.

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    EDDIE MONEY LINE
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    i've got a lock

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    Duff85
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicky Santoro View Post
    if you're a good handicapper, you'll make money gambling.
    People need to listen to this guy more. One of the sharpest posters on SBR.

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    nobshine
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    Quote Originally Posted by wtf View Post
    jj is hung

    William Hung? making total sense now.

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    noties
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    "bet with your head not over it "

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    unluckysob
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    GRZFTBL----nice looking bar---Where do you live???

  13. #48
    ShawNee922
    A fool thinks himself to be wise ..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Albert Pujols View Post
    1. "The right side is the one that cashes. "

    The fact of the matter is that the right side loses often.

    IF u aren't on the same side as the bookie, you are on the wrong side ....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thor4140 View Post
    the bookies want equal action on both sides

    Now that is funny ..

    Any side of 'even action' amounts to being on the wrong side..

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    That there is only value when you see the "+"..

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    These are really good ones.

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