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    jjgold
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    Whats Your Explanation For Being Home Tonight??

    I have an excuse

    Surgery on Wed (Hernia)

    How about you??

    It better be good because you do not belong home.

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    onetrickpony
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    im a fuking lowlife scumbag

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    dfberger23
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    Got some friends over for the games, don't feel like going out.

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    King Mayan
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    Watching the Wiggles with my lil munchkins......

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    spankie
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I have an excuse

    Surgery on Wed (Hernia)

    How about you??

    It better be good because you do not belong home.
    Word on the chat streets is you got a rooster enlargement.

    Is this true?


    I am home today because I am working(trying) and I keep getting distracted with games and beers and porn. Really don't need any trouble with johnny law tonight.

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    Have two fractured ribs...

    Have some friends over chillin n watching the games...

    BBQ'n and drinking some drank...

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    I'm fat

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    Cap dat 4ss
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    JJ what was your excuse every for being on here every friday and saturday night prior to your surgery?

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    Nats' Fan
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    I'm doin' stevek's mother.

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    will2survive
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    I'm under the weather --reoccurring throat and digestive problems

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    Wiggums5
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    Final Four, baseball

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    where are we supposed to be, 90 percent home because they always here, other 5 percent not old enough to go out, 5 percent probaly out.

    Watching games at home is always better. you even said so yourself jj

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    Fell off my porch 5 weeks ago yesterday, two herniated discs that were super close to bursting, deep tissue bruise and a 2 inch tear in my gluteus medius. Have had two epidural steroid shots but still need to keep off my feet for another month. Fukkin sucks.

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    Had a great day! Took the wife and 2yr old daughter to the Zoo earlier. Grilled some kick azz steaks for dinner! Watching the final four. Laying a bit low this weekend as we leave for Vail CO this Wednesday for some spring skiing!

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    doublej95
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    to windy to go outside.

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    jjgold
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    Some good excuses

    Spankie delete your post right NOW
    I did not go for that

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    minet123
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    don't feel like speaking Spanish all night

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    statnerds
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    Had some bangin ass food at El Campesino

    Stopped by home depot

    had to hit DQ

    And my son's bed time is in 15 minutes.

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    BIGDAY
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    Good thread JJ. Some real stuff here. Love it.

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    opie1988
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    So fukkin' depressed over my POTM epic failure, that I may just fukkin' kill myself a little later this evening.

    .....and I just put on some fresh Crest Whitestrips, so I really need to just stay in and let those work their magic!!

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    Final 4 and the ducks / sharks later

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    Wife's working....gotta take care of my two boys

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    doublej95
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    So fukkin' depressed over my POTM epic failure, that I may just fukkin' kill myself a little later this evening.

    .....and I just put on some fresh Crest Whitestrips, so I really need to just stay in and let those work their magic!!

    Opie i posted the suicide hotline number in the POTM thread when I saw you did not win. do not be afraid to call it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doublej95 View Post
    Opie i posted the suicide hotline number in the POTM thread when I saw you did not win. do not be afraid to call it.
    forget him doublej.....suicide hotline doesnt have time for 2nd place finishers.

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    my family room home theater setup is better than anywhere else i could go (unless they had it in 3d). drinks are free and no danger of getting pulled over by the police.

    and anywhere i would go, there would be a bunch of assholes there bothering me and talking during the games - too much money involved to be bothered by stupid chatter...

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    opie1988
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    Quote Originally Posted by WvGambler View Post

    forget him doublej.....suicide hotline doesnt have time for 2nd place finishers.
    ...that's pure gold!!

    Fukk me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    ....and I just put on some fresh Crest Whitestrips, so I really need to just stay in and let those work their magic!!
    so THATS how you get them so white

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    Just hit the butler game and hookers on the way.......

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    stealthyburrito
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    work in the early morn, again. weekdays are more exciting nowadays cuz i don't work then.

    but that wont stop me from getting drunk.

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    onetrickpony
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    almost off work jj, once i leave posting numbers down

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    Housemoney
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    I should have stayed in, Saturday night sucks compared to Friday. Met a Sicilian girl on Friday, but not sure if I am going to call her. I bet she is like Sasquatch down below.

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    Health issues, not feeling well lately.

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    doublej95
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    Quote Originally Posted by Housemoney View Post
    I should have stayed in, Saturday night sucks compared to Friday. Met a Sicilian girl on Friday, but not sure if I am going to call her. I bet she is like Sasquatch down below.

    she might own a razor, you want know unless you call her.

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    Im depressed , i have tolickmy wounds after the fukkin uconn games,please JJ shoot me or find me a bridge

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    according to sbr, im too fat to leave

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