Originally posted on 02/04/2011:

A lil black boy was helping his mom put away groceries. He dropped a bag of flour on his head, he was covered in flour, he said "Hey mom, look at me I'm white!" She smacked him and said "Be proud of who you are! Go tell your dad what you said."

He goes up to his dad and says "Dad look at me I'm white!" His dad smacked him and said, "Gahdammit boy, Be proud of who you are! Now go tell your Grandpa what you said!"

So he does and his Grandpa smacks the shit out of him and tells him "Don't ever be ashamed of who you are boy! Now go tell your mother what you learned!"

So the lil boy goes back into the kitchen and says "Mom, I've only been white for 2 mintues and already I hate you black sonsabitches!"