Originally posted on 05/27/2009:

Quote Originally Posted by The HG View Post
This doesn't ring true to me. I can't see twat placement alone as having an effect on evolution.

I know just from my own personal experience that if I brought home a chick from a bar, or a supermarket or wherever, it wouldn't matter where her twat is, I'm gonna hit it no matter where it is. If it's on her back, I'll fu*k it there, if it's on her foot, I'll fu*k it there, doesn't matter to me, wherever it is I'll fu*k it, I'm not gonna throw away perfectly good twat just because it happens to be "inconveniently located". I can't imagine dinosaurs would be much different.
but if you had an upside down rooster and balls on your back, you would have to convince the chick to mount you vertical and help her balance by tongue kissing.