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    Pecos Bill
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    I can explain why the dinosaurs are extinct.

    i was just wondering, since the only thing we have left from dinosaurs are their fossils, and this pretty much just tells us about their bone structure, and since reproductive systems (such as human penises and vaginas) don't contain bones which can therefore turn into fossils, isn't it possible that a dinosaur's reproductive organs might have been located somewhere unexpected? possibly even somewhere disadvantageous?

    Maybe this is why the dinosaurs died out.
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    welcome pecos bill

    now we have a pico, a paco, and a pecos bill

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    welcome pecos bill

    now we have a pico, a paco, and a pecos bill
    We won't have a Pecos bill after tonight.

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    Didn't EOG kick you to the curb?

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    Why is the "catcher" floating in the air? I'm also concerned by the location of his anus. I'm no zoologist, but that seems rather inconvenient, if not improbable.

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    lol

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    I just read your fascinating theory, Pecos. Have you submitted an abstract to Nature?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt Rain View Post
    Why is the "catcher" floating in the air? I'm also concerned by the location of his anus. I'm no zoologist, but that seems rather inconvenient, if not improbable.
    Exactly, it is inconvenient thats why they are extinct.Only the dinosaurs with their genitals placed in an accessible region survived.Its Darwinism, survival of the fittest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BGS 9.5 View Post
    Didn't EOG kick you to the curb?
    yes thats why im here.

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    At first glance, I thought you were depicting homosexual dinosaur behavior. Shame on me for skipping over the literature.

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    This doesn't ring true to me. I can't see twat placement alone as having an effect on evolution.

    I know just from my own personal experience that if I brought home a chick from a bar, or a supermarket or wherever, it wouldn't matter where her twat is, I'm gonna hit it no matter where it is. If it's on her back, I'll fu*k it there, if it's on her foot, I'll fu*k it there, doesn't matter to me, wherever it is I'll fu*k it, I'm not gonna throw away perfectly good twat just because it happens to be "inconveniently located". I can't imagine dinosaurs would be much different.

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    Players Talk keeps getting weirder and weirder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The HG View Post
    This doesn't ring true to me. I can't see twat placement alone as having an effect on evolution.

    I know just from my own personal experience that if I brought home a chick from a bar, or a supermarket or wherever, it wouldn't matter where her twat is, I'm gonna hit it no matter where it is. If it's on her back, I'll fu*k it there, if it's on her foot, I'll fu*k it there, doesn't matter to me, wherever it is I'll fu*k it, I'm not gonna throw away perfectly good twat just because it happens to be "inconveniently located". I can't imagine dinosaurs would be much different.
    but if you had an upside down rooster and balls on your back, you would have to convince the chick to mount you vertical and help her balance by tongue kissing.
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    good stuff.

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    Intresting theory, but I'm not buying it. Let's use Nicky as an example. The way he cried his way out of the contest with LT shows he has no balls. We also know that he talks out of his arse. You've had a bash with the dinosaurs, please explain why Nicky is here.

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    What species of dinosaur had back genitalia?

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    Pecos Bill...are you the dinosaur on top?

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    Where's the pic??

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    I miss Pecos and all his "kiss my whiny ass" threads he would create. HAHA

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    Bring Back Pecos

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    LOL.

    I just had a quick look at this guy's posting history.
    I assume he was banned (or jumped off a bridge?).
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    Quote Originally Posted by FourLengthsClear View Post
    LOL.

    I just had a quick look at this guy's posting history.
    I assume he was banned (or jumped off a bridge?).
    I was thinking both....

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    Quote Originally Posted by FourLengthsClear View Post
    LOL.

    I just had a quick look at this guy's posting history.
    I assume he was banned (or jumped off a bridge?).

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    hahahahhaa tiranosario rex is back?

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    Pecos Bill providing me with a lot to think about here.

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    I am still contemplating this and match and BP issues with my Duran.

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    Since nature creates everything by proportion one would assume that a 50 ft long dinosaur would have had a 50 inch long penis 12 inches wide.

    This is based on the average human proportions of 6 ft tall, 6 inch long penis and 1.5 inches wide.

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    I think you've got it all figured out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    Since nature creates everything by proportion one would assume that a 50 ft long dinosaur would have had a 50 inch long penis 12 inches wide.

    This is based on the average human proportions of 6 ft tall, 6 inch long penis and 1.5 inches wide.
    A sperm whale's penis is, apparently, 9ft long with a 1ft diameter.

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