1. Title: Slaying Suckers
2. Salary: $1,000 per month
3. Betterment Plan: Start first by banning anyone who has more than two threads started that are on the 1st page of Players Talk. Secondly, declare Jihad on people who complain about points and/or who ghost so much that they wear Casper's face as a condom. Jihad will be accomplished with an assortment of point destroying bombs. Thirdly, find iifold and pay some whore to give him a hug.