Originally posted on 02/25/2011:

It seems there was a woman who received some bad news. Her husband had been in an automobile accident and was brain dead. The doctor told her some good news, though. They had perfected their brain transplant technique and that she was lucky there were three fresh brains in the brain bank from which to choose.

A large explosion had killed a NON SBR PRO, DEGENERATE GAMBLER and a SBR PRO. Having insurance, she requested the cost for each of the brains. The NON SBR PROS was $10,000, the DEGENERATE GAMBLERS brain was $50,000 and the SBR PROS was a MILLION DOLLARS! Curious, she asked why the SBR PROS brain was so much more expensive.

The reply.... you see the SBR PROS brain has never been used!