Originally posted on 12/19/2017:

Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
Why not just say Chargers ML is a free winner?
Because focus groups in various studies have proven to have had the greatest emotional reaction to the words "free teaser leg" than any other combination of words commonly used to pitch NFL plays...

Just say it out loud... FREE TEASER LEG

Now to yourself... FREE TEASER LEG

Now whisper it to a friend or neighbor... FREE TEASER LEG

Now increase the decibel levels beyond normal indoor speaking volume...

FREE TEASER LEG!!!

Now check your pants... Are you not at least slightly aroused?

That's what I thought.