Originally posted on 01/30/2017:

as far as canada is concerned, I just want to hunt in Saskatchewan a time or two before i cash my chips, maybe watch some outdoor hockey played by some bad ass players who haven't quite gotten to the big time while pounding molsons, and maybe have the wife and I share/enjoy/possibly dominate a french-only speaking babe from quebec.....

I come in peace, and wish no ill will upon the beady-eyed, flappin' head canadians.....