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Originally posted on 11/18/2016:

Donker, did you ever bang a girl that you had on your jury panel?

not that I know of.... tho I once had a paralegal clerking for our firm at the time, after warching me for a day in trial, tell me that "I don't know how those women on the jury can concentrate on listening to the testimony.... I hear your voice when you're grilling a witness, and I start getting wet."

I banged her....

(that happened within an hour and a half of her making that statement at a happy hour after work..... on my desk.... I can still envision the "tit imprints" she left on my cherry wood desk as if I saw them two minutes ago!!!! Having a photographic memory can be a curse, but at times like that -- and right now, for that matter -- it's a godsend....)

the kicker, and what really made it good for me as I had her bent over my desk, was that my landlord, good ol Sandy Bulloch, was directly upstairs and over my office, and her and a friend of hers were giggling as the paralegal screamed in pleasure)