Originally posted on 08/30/2016:

"But dawg! Earlier this Ni**er broke his fukkin' leg!!! How is this Ni**er runnin' on a broken leg?!?!?!?! Look at this Ni**er holdin' his shit though!!!!! Dawg!!!!!"

then, in the mind of the broken-legged player, with the "team on his back," hobbling down the sideline, when, out of the corner of his eye, he sees someone with an angle on him inside the ten:

"OH SHIT!!! DARREN SHARPER!!!! ONE of the MOST HARDEST HITTIN' safeties in the League!!! ... FUK IT!!!! You CAN'T STOP ME!!!!! CROSS THE PPPLLAAANNNEEEEEE!!!!!! TTTOUUUCCHHH DOOOWWWNNNN!!!"