[opie1988]

Originally posted on 08/26/2016:

I followed this dumbfukk right here.

He assured me that putting both these teams in a two-team parlay was THE LOCK OF THE CENTURY. He went on to say he had "major contacts" with the Cowboys, and that winning outright was in the bag against Seattle. He insisted on getting down as much as I could, and that if it somehow lost, he would give me all his points.

We will see if he's a man of his word.

I highly doubt it. He has an ankle tattoo for crying out loud.

Luckily for me, I waited until well into the 4th quarter and hedged out for a small $860 profit.

So while not as much of a profit as I'm accustomed to on my parlays, still a winning night for me.

I have a major fukkin clue.