Originally posted on 03/01/2016:

Shari - half you fuks would quit when she hurt your feelings with witty barbs
Dirty Sanchez / Diggity - same as above, but with gifs
Rocket - RR would eliminate the rest by hacking your computers and draining all your accounts
Da Manster and myself - someone has to provide the tunes and booze for the post war party

Smart people stay behind the scenes and let the idiots knock off each other.