Originally posted on 12/22/2015:

Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
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3. A book on How To Avoid Huge Ships. 137 bucks...kinda pricey, but I think it's well worth it.

http://www.amazon.com/Avoid-Huge-Shi...pr_product_top

Pearls of wisdom RR, words to live by:

- Do not charge the huge ship at full speed in an attempt to scare it off. This may work with coyotes, but it is less effective with huge ships.
- Similarly, do not roll your boat over and play dead. Unless the huge ship is captained by a grizzly bear, this will not work.
- Do not attempt to go under the huge ship. This is typically not successful.
- Do not attempt to jump over the huge ship.