Originally posted on 08/16/2015:

- The Packers will beat the Colts in the Super Bowl.
- The Seahawks will come out on a mission, possibly going undefeated in the regular season.
- The 49ers will be undervalued to start the season. Bet on them.
- The Bills, Vikings, Texans, and Raiders will all be vastly improved.
- Tom Brady will teabag Roger Goodell's wife at some point this season. Gisele will watch, while playing with herself.
- RG3 will have a decent season, but the Redskins will still suck.
- Cam Newton will get arrested this season.
- An unnamed player will murder his wife, girlfriend, or mistress. It'll make the Aaron Hernandez story look like jaywalking.
- There'll be numerous players charged with PED use. A big named starting quarterback, too. Possibly Big Ben.
- Michael Sam will come out with shocking revelations about having sex with multiple NFL players. Teddy Bridgwater will be nervous about his name being exposed.
- The Cincinnati Bengals will fail to win a playoff game, again. In spite of that, Marvin Lewis will be given a five-year extension.
- Sam Bradford will have a huge season for the Eagles, if healthy. His health will be determined by Tim Tebow praying hard enough.
- Jameis Winston and Marcus Mariata will both struggle. One will be too dumb, the other won't have the necessary arm strength. Amari Cooper will be the rookie of the year.

That's all for now.