Originally posted on 07/10/2015:

So many exciting things left to do still with gambling

-Doggystyle while watching Joba Chamberlain in the bottom of the ninth with a 1 run lead
-Hitting a 25 team parlay and promptly losing it all to hookers/casino in Vegas
-Evading taxes on winnings
-Finally seeing only 1 first name and 1 last name on p2p deposits