Originally <a href='http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/showthread.php?p=24164773'>posted</a> on 06/17/2015:

They had a live press conference this morning. You would have loved it, law enforcement official after law enforcement official took the podium thanking one another for their efforts and co-operation. The chief thanked the FBI, the FBI thanked the mayor, the mayor thanked the prison warden, the prison warden thanked the neighboring prison staff for taking the crooked guard to their prison because his prison couldn't handle the publicity. Then the chief got back up there and implored everyone to look around their property and report anything that seems out of the ordinary, no detail too small. Any footprints where "they shouldn't be" or any "suspicious activity".

That's when I said to myself, "my god they have absolutely nothing"