Originally <a href='http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/showthread.php?p=23450287'>posted</a> on 01/21/2015:

Quote Originally Posted by BigdaddyQH View Post
All you have done well is lie about your wagers.
Stop me when I miss...

1. in your 40's
2. overweight
3. mad at the world
4. US veteran
5. kids you don't see or support because they can't stand the site of you
6. divorced
7. parents are dead, weren't proud of you
8. 4 or 5 empty pizza boxes in view of where you are right now
9. unopened, unpaid bills cluttering your kitchen table, which you havent sat at for years
10. hate anyone that's not white
11. occassonally play 2-4 limit hold em at the casino when the disability check comes, berate the dealer for not giving you AA or KK the first orbit
12. you don't tip, ever
13. complain 12 waking hours a day about something
14. probably have cancer but dont know it
15. loaded gun in closet or nightstand, won't get used unless its to blow head off (hopefully soon)
16. unemployed
17. say "goddamn it" a minimum of 50 times a day to your self
18. you are angry
19. you are sad
20. you are alone