Originally posted on 12/19/2014:

all types of snakes really really hate human urea, they won't go within 10 feet of it


so if you go outside and piss around the perimeter of your house, you'll be safe.


the trick is, you have to do it in the daylight, as the sun activates some of the uric acid in the urine to make it stay smelly for a good 6-9 months