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Anyone Every Fake A Resume?? : Nominated Post
Originally posted on 10/20/2014:
faked like i didn't know my buddy and his folks weren't going to be home one weekend
dude's sister asked me for a ride home and going to see a Phish show near there anyway
her- "mom dad big bro anybody home??"
me- "hey do you mind if i take a shower real quick before taking off?"
her- "oh ya no problem i was going to jump in there myself"
hell of a weekend lots of gatorade to replace electrolytes
was most importantly and honorably never discussed or mentioned again
Coach she is married with kids now
and hugh