Originally posted on 10/20/2014:

faked like i didn't know my buddy and his folks weren't going to be home one weekend

dude's sister asked me for a ride home and going to see a Phish show near there anyway

her- "mom dad big bro anybody home??"

me- "hey do you mind if i take a shower real quick before taking off?"

her- "oh ya no problem i was going to jump in there myself"

hell of a weekend lots of gatorade to replace electrolytes

was most importantly and honorably never discussed or mentioned again

Coach she is married with kids now

and hugh