Originally <a href='http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/showthread.php?p=22747313'>posted</a> on 10/08/2014:
Rocky, I hear you need to reload on your supply of women. There's a sale on tube socks so why don't you ask your mom for an advance on your allowance, for mowing the lawn and taking out the trash, so you don't have to dig holes in your back yard anymore to get your self-pleasure.