Originally posted on 07/27/2014:

Per Roberts Rules of Poker

After hitting your 3, 3 2 diamonds flush if you immediately stand up and yell yahtze then your hand will be the highest ranked hand for that particular deal. However, timing is key because if 8 seat player knows you have both 3s of diamonds and stands up turns a circle and quacks like a duck then he has officially stolen your pot and can only be stopped by the guy holding a card that has one of the whammy characters from back in the day with a lawnmower. In the event the whammy card is played all remaining male members at the table are required to stand up, drop em to the ground and measure. Shortest guy wins the pot because lets face it, hes drawing short on life with a small twig. This is known as the Waves effect, being named after its originator who made a living winning the measurement contests pots going undefeated over a 20 year span.