Originally posted on 05/12/2014:

Yah, he's a good fit for any nfl team.... a ** who got so "jazzed up" at the prospect of wearing tight spandex in front of a stadium full of men, parading around with his junk on display, that he began to get fully aroused, thus damn near pitching a tent in his silky lil outfit...... yah, this should go over real well in the team lockerroom. We used to jokingly use the phrase "don't drop the soap" in the showers in high school atheletics..... In the case of the newly integrated Rams lockerroom, that saying may not be in jest if this ** gets as excited there as he did on the field that day, as this BBC packing ** could indeed hurt someone and send them to the DL with that mamba......

As a side-note, in my mostly "cracker-filled" high school, no one could have really been injured had they dropped the soap in front of some closeted, meat-gazing teammate, as we all were, like most white boys, sporting "MWC"--- medium white **--- a far cry from ** Sam's oversized junk......

Good luck Rams! aka St. Louis MeatGazers