Originally posted on 05/02/2014:

Quote Originally Posted by Vaughany View Post
what a show that would be! Pirelli giving JJ Gold a makeover!
Could you imagine, Vaughany?

JJ: Pirelli, what do I do?

Pirelli: Cap those fukkin' candy corns, shave the horseshoe off, start taking vitamin T, and lose the fukkin' fleece.

JJ: What about my 2.5" rooster?

Pirelli: Fukk man, I don't know, a cokk sheath? Let's go find you a 70 year old, pal. Winnerz.