Originally posted on 05/02/2014:
Could you imagine, Vaughany?
JJ: Pirelli, what do I do?
Pirelli: Cap those fukkin' candy corns, shave the horseshoe off, start taking vitamin T, and lose the fukkin' fleece.
JJ: What about my 2.5" rooster?
Pirelli: Fukk man, I don't know, a cokk sheath? Let's go find you a 70 year old, pal. Winnerz.