Originally posted on 04/01/2014:

Here ya go boys, if you guys like skyscrapers chase, you'll love this one. It's a 3 game chase back tested all the way back to 2009, 1644 wins, and 2 losses. First, determine if the pitcher is Black, White, Oriental, or from the Caribbean. If he is White or Oriental, and it's Monday Wednesday or Sunday, we still have a play. If he is Black or Caribbean, and it is Tuesday or Friday, move on to the next step. Obviously, disregard the game if it is played on Saturday. Next the weather, the game time temp must be between 71-82 degrees, or 94-107 degrees, and the game must be played outside. Now we must check the wind. If it's a day game (before 6 PM local time), the wind must be from the North or East. If it is a night game, the wind must be from the West. No game will fit the criteria it the wind is from the South, NE, SE, NW, or SW. Also we must have a wind 8 mph or more. Little gusts don't count. If not, disregard the game. Now check the moon phase. In order for the game to pass another filter, we must have a new or full moon. Last but not least, check yesterdays scores. First we must have played the same opponent yesterday. No day offs here. Our team must have lost yesterday, scoring 3, 4 or 7 runs; or won yesterday's game scoring 2 or 5 runs. In addition, in either case, our team must have gotten 6, 10 or 11 hits, LOB 8 or fewer base runners, and committed 1 error. And our pitcher if Black or White must have given up 1 home run in his last start; or if he is Oriental or from the Caribbean zero home runs in his last start.
There you have it 1644 wins and only 2 (TWO), count em 2 losses, in the last 5 years. Give it a try, you'll like it. Guaranteed to win, just like skyscraper and DarkKnight's winning chases, and back tested also.