Originally posted on 02/20/2014:

Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez View Post
Go to your local city center...find a dark alley...knock out helmet shines for $25 a pop...a few hours of work and your back in the game Sure you feel a little gay...you've got a horrible taste in your mouth...and you feel a tad violated...but you're back in the game
Exactly.

It's much more gay to be a non-pro.