Originally posted on 12/26/2013:

Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
i want to fuk her too

jj we are complete fukin loosers it is so sad

jj i swear i was at a party tuesday night and i was talking to this fukin uptight nerd and i told him some of my pathetic stats about how long its been for me, how long my longest droubt was, and this guy was like how do you deal with that? i thought he was in the same boat or worse but obviously he is not

it is just sad we are fukin loosers

sooooo depressing

jj i am going to another party tomorrow i am gonna fukin ask every fukin broad there to fuk me

i will probably embarass myself but who cares



Can you imagine bigday's wife stripping with that nice body and then me ripping my fukkin clothes off like Tarzan only to come out with a 2.5 inch fukkin rod??? It is the most embarrassing ting in the world, when hookers give me a hand job and only hold it with her thumb and index finger making a face you know its bad. Losher I have only got blown 4 times in my life and had over 49 shots with street hookers..most go down but when they see it they say they are tired or rather just talk

Why do hookers just want to talk with me?? I thought they wanted to fuk for money???