Originally <a href='/showthread.php?p=20060514'>posted</a> on 10/28/2013:

In an actual fight in a real life situation it would have to be Dez Bryant.

First off Bryant matches up well with Witten and secondly, and most importantly, brothas NEVER fight alone. If you've ever been in a fight with a black guy for whatever reason, it is like there is some mystical radar and for a few precious seconds you are fighting a dude one-on-one LIKE A MAN and the next thing you know it is you against 5 guys and you better think fast or a legit fight will turn into a jumping real fukkin quick.

White boys never stick up for their friends. I don't care who it is, white guys will stand on the sidelines and watch you in a one-on-one fight (whether you are fighting a white guy, black guy, latino guy, etc.) which is what someone should do because men who are in combat should settle differences one-on-one, but if the other guy's buddies jump in, YOUR buddies will continue to just observe that shit.

See it's not racist if you tell both sides of the story. I have a lot of white friends and black friends, but I just know that when it comes to a fight, that is how things are and always will be.

A big point is that in today's world, most guys of any race or creed whether they are boys, teenagers, or grown men, are afraid to stand up when their name is called. The vast majority of "men" in the world today are only considered that because of what is between their legs. When shit gets real most "men" today act like bitches. If your friend is getting ganged up on in a fight and you just watch, you're a bitch. If your friend is in a one-on-one fight and you join it for any reason aside from stepping in non-violently and trying to calm the situation down when your friend is clearly at the point of getting dangerously worked (like he could die or some shit), then you are a bitch.

So yes, Witten would lose. In an "NFL locker room" a fight between two guys of two different races (especially black vs white when we are talking about the National Football League) would turn into a prison style Race War real quick. Ware may be good friends with Witten, but you better believe the first guy throwing a punch at Witten aside from Bryant would be Ware, and Romo and co. would just watch it all happen. Witten would get worked by like 60-70% of the locker, ignorantly be labeled a racist afterwards even though EVERYONE IN THAT LOCKER ROOM PROBABLY WISHES THEY COULD PUNCH BRYANT IN THE FACE, and be off the team real quick. Production be damned and legit top 5 Tight End be damned, Witten would be GONE.