[Tomato]

Horrible game to bet on either side.

I know Justin7 is on New Mex St., but I still don't understand his reasoning. He has a math model, so he has to have better plays.

Math, schmath! My Texas friend
I have some advice that I will lend
Whenever the public thinks "That's too many points"
A call to the bookie is what Tomato annoints!

"Hello sir, I'd like to take...
$5000 on Ohio State!"
Confused, he says "You are alone
The rest on the Aggies, so I've known"

Tomato will sit back and watch the rout
Knowing his bet will cash! Without a doubt!
Terrelle Pryor! Who can stop him?
Not the Aggies, who need to hit the gym

My Texan friend, I don't get it
Why haven't you gone to the sportsbook and clicked "Submit"
"Everything's bigger in Texas" so I've been told
Nothing bigger than this spread, played in the cold

Blah blah blah, Math models don't work
They'll have you working with Sammy, as a clerk
For when there's reverse line movement against the dog
The favorite covers! Even in the fog!

Simply watch the lines, follow the money
Enjoy Halloween, dress up as the Easter Bunny!
The lines tell you what to play
+EV bets are the way

Please check back on past results
As numbers mean more than petty insults
For when 60%+ are taking the points
And the line moves the other way, it only disappoints

Justin7, DrBob, they're all wrong
Follow Tomato! As he sings this song:

Fight the team across the field,
Show them Ohio's here
Set the earth reverberating with a mighty cheer
Rah! Rah! Rah!
Hit them hard and see how they fall;
Never let that team get the ball,
Hail! Hail! The gang's all here,
So let's win that old conference now.