Originally posted on 07/31/2013:

I've been carefully studying this video footage for the last three hours, breaking it down with a team of NBA scouts. There is only one thing that can be concluded from this dazzling display of basketball, and that's that Greenhippo is clearly a world-class rebounder. His hustle and boxing-out abilities marvel that of a young, white, less-tattooed Dennis Rodman. Nobody else on the court even came close to retrieving one of the missed shots. It was one of the most incredible performances I've ever witnessed on a basketball court.