Originally posted on 03/19/2013:

Quote Originally Posted by konck View Post
Get real loser just admit your a fukin fake...You dont play live and if you do your the first guy in the parking lot cursing and kicking things on the ground.
Have you lived your whole life in this delusional mindset that "I'll just say it" and it'll magically make it true?

Or is it a recent development? If so.... have you had a recent CAT scan? (I'd recommend one)

Serious question: Do you live next to carseller's double wide?
Your "reads" are just PHENOMENAL, konck... no really ... they really really are...... no seriously, I'm laughing WITH you not at you.

Quote Originally Posted by konck View Post
As for jobs you wish you could have held half the position I have
Hmmm... maybe we go go thru this and see:

5years ago your position was: "Lead Mop Boy at GloryHole Porn Shack"

Ah... no thanks... you can have that one. (strike 1)

3years ago your position was: "Assistant to Walmart Greeter"

Ah... better than Mop Boy but, no thanks... you can have that too. (strike 2)

1year ago your position was: Well, I have conflicting info but Mayan insists it was... "Power Bottom"

Ah... I have no fukkin clue what that is but, no thanks... you can have that also (strike 3)

Plus your current Chuck E Cheese gig.... ah, that's ok pal.... you can have him.


Quote Originally Posted by konck View Post
Ill never see you at the bash if there ever is another one so its useless to argue anymore
Yeah, hear ya... you're gettin your ass handed to ya so better to try and make a not-so-graceful exit and hope no one notices.

And you're right anyway... I only go to the str8 A.V.N Award shows and bashes and wouldn't get caught dead at the Falcon Studio ones that you attend.
....at best your a ghost.
WOW... just *another* great "read" by konck.... AMAZING.